Because who hasn't ever wondered what it's like to be a dead tree, this is a log's eye view of a trip through New Zealand's Red Stag Timber saw mill. It kind of looks like a terrifying amusement park ride, or what a human-processing plant will look like in the future after the robots take over. Isn't that a pleasant thought! That's why I already have my cyanide capsules ready. "Those are Tic-Tacs." I know, I've been practicing by eating a whole box of orange ones at once.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Marc, who agrees they should have sent a department store mannequin through there instead.