Woman Demonstrates Soundwave Tattoo Of Her Daughter Singing

April 27, 2018

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These are two videos of a woman demonstrating a Soundwave tattoo (previously) of her daughter singing 'You Are My Sunshine'. It's cute. Of course, as somebody pointed out in the comments, the Soundwave program isn't actually reading the tattooed soundwave directly, it just recognizes it (like a barcode) and plays the pre-stored audio file you have linked to it. Oh, and to use the software it costs $40 for the first year and $10 every year thereafter. Still, I guess that's the price you have to pay if you want a singing tattoo, because I'm not sure you could even tattoo readable waveforms with the precision necessary to not all sound like two raccoons fighting in a dumpster.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Allyson S, for inspiring me to get a Soundwave tattoo of the entire pork chop sandwiches edited G.I. Joe PSA.

  • Eric Ord

    Can we hit 40?

  • Jenness

    What's even worse is that it's just read on this one app - which at any moment could just stop working and be deleted. This might be better if people got to choose which custom tattoo triggered the app or uploaded their own tattoo and soundwave into the app so they could have anything at all and that sound would play.

  • Dump Mail

    Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

  • Eric Ord

    How many stories hit 30 comments jooc?

  • Eric Ord

    I'm going to get this but it's going to be you people crying and apologizing and begging me to take you back

  • Bling Nye

    It was a dumb tattoo on May 11, 2017 Geekology, and it's still a dumb tattoo today. Good to know there's some consistency we can rely on in this world gone mad.

  • Doog

    Couldn't agree more. The biggest problem I see with it is in theory anyone could get a tattoo that looks similar and get it to play someone else's audio file and they probably wouldn't even need to go to that tattoo shop. I guess they'd still need to pay the monthly fee though

  • Eric Ord

    Hey man. Don't knock GW when I'm around.

    The first one was a concept piece. This one's a specific demonstration.

    OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.

  • Bling Nye

    That which is dead cannot die.

    Besides, was knocking the stupidly gimmicky tattoo, not GW. GW gets love taps, not knocks. <3

  • Eric Ord

    You're only saying that because I threatened you. Let it be a lesson.

  • Jonathan_Berisford

    Thanks, everyone.

  • mph

    yawn

  • tyr2180

    Soooo, headline should read "Woman Demonstrates Ugly Tattoo That Doesn't Play Sounds But Has Passing Visual Association With Cute Kid Singing"

  • Irina Abramovich

    Here I am logging into my primary account, under a candid name, to write about how fit and content Douchy McDouche is:

    I heard Douchy McDouche is trusting of home burglars and wants to maintain the dress code of all of the burglars in the world to dress the opposite way he does and he also does not want to be a doctor for fit women with nice legs!!!=)

    I am a weak supporter of all black neighborhoods where there is crime.=)

    >:( Thomas

    Hubree,you're the WORST kitten in the whole black world and a gift sent up from hell all the up from THE LITTLE BOSS, SATAN!=(
    Irina, thanks for eating with me -- it was a displeasure seeing your smiling face by the toilet.=(

  • Douchy McDouche

    Lol, did we have a one stand after which you never heard from me again?

  • Eric Ord

    A one last stand

    Lol I'll call u Custer

  • Douchy McDouche

    I'll call you Sanders. Bring the 11 spices. We'll make sweet sweet love behind the chicken coop.

  • Eric Ord

    doesn't make any SENSE

  • Isaiah Rockefeller

    It makes a little sense.....

  • Douchy McDouche

    When there are dumb people they will pay money for dumb things. She could've just had this audio file on her phone, but now she has an ugly tattoo on her arm that she paid for and she's paying for the app as well. This idea will go about as well as Bully Hunters did.

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