Why Would You Do That?: Crazy Russian Man Jumps In Oil Waste

April 6, 2018

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This is a video of some crazy Ruskie jumping into a pool of used oil, presumably because he lost a bet, or just really, really wants his friends to like him. Somebody in the Youtube comments translated his comments to, "It's hard to breathe, I cannot see anything. Bring hot water to wash the oil." So is this some sort of medical treatment or what? Because he definitely has all the cancers now.

Keep going for the video while I speculate if this guy has ever heard of the Exxon Valdez. Hopefully he's got some Dawn dish soap handy.

Thanks to zootghost, who agrees if you're going to jump in oil, at least make it hot vegetable oil and pretend you're a French fry.

  • apgrovas

    When I saw the picture I though to myself "The start of Darth Vader?"

  • Talon184

    Why is there always one cackling moron off-camera in these videos?

  • Adibobea9

    I love how he took the time to protect his hair with a cap, but took no thought to wear goggles…

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    This is so racist.

  • Eric Ord

    First

  • Talon184

    Ah...someone new to block

  • Gingerbread

    Why would you do that > Coyote Peterson gets stung by <insert any="" insanely="" venomous="" and="" painful="" insect="" here="">

  • The_Wretched

    The stings are less likely to give your kids mutations and take years off your life span while ensuring you suffer every day.

  • Gingerbread

    True. I was just making a point about our era of cheap sensationalism and shocking streaming trends. I'm not saying it's the same thing. Just that more and more people make questionable choices just to get views on the Internet.

  • The_Wretched

    I suspect they have been with us for a long while and we're just now getting to see it.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Stupidity is its own punishment.

  • Draco Basileus

    And a few minutes later...
    https://media.giphy.com/med...

  • TheQiwiMan

    Holy crap! What movie is that from??

  • Closet Nerd

    What do yo mean?! What movie?!
    Robo Cop, man!

  • TheQiwiMan

    LOL I've never seen it. (obviously)

    I'm such a noob.

  • Gingerbread

    Come on TheQiwiMan, look at the name of the tab that opens when you click the link!

  • TheQiwiMan

    It's.... it's my first day on the internet!

    https://i.imgflip.com/utm3p...

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    get this guy a bottle of dish soap

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Cheap attention seeker! Probably what this guy was doing too:

    http://media.treehugger.com...

  • Doog

    Awe. I have the sads now...

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