Solo: A Star Wars Story Gets An Official Trailer

April 9, 2018

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This is the official trailer for the May 25th release of Solo: A Star Wars. I liked Donald Glover and Woody Harrelson. Some advice from Beckett (Harrelson) to Han Solo: "Let me give you some advice -- assume everyone will betray you, and you will never be disappointed." Apparently Han disregarded that advice. Or maybe he thrives on disappointment. Or maybe he just always wanted to know what it felt like to be frozen in carbonite for a year while ever alien who walks by in Jabba's palace rubs his crotch for good luck and a safe return from space battle. *shrug* I'll try anything once too.

Keep going for the trailer while I start camping out at the local IMAX theater. "Nobody does that anymore." Nobody but me.

Thanks to everyone who sent this, for reminding me of what I'd already forgotten.

  • Michael Martin

    That trailer was awesome! wasn't interested in this at all after The last Jedi, but if it is as good as that trailer then I'm happy.

  • I forgive you, Donald.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Nope. The Last Jedi was the Last Straw.

    Never again, boo.

    Never again.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't care for prequels. Sometimes origin stories can be interesting but it really really depends on the character. Say, Better Call Saul, for example. I just watched Season 3. It was good stuff.

    The thing about that story though... Sure, you know he'll be alive later. You know he won't be in mortal danger during the show but there's actually some room for storytelling there. I don't want to spoil things even though I don't think spoilers matter if the product is actually good.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Okay, if we get to see at least 10 uninterrupted minute of a big ol' hairy Wookie dong in the Solo movie, I guess the series will be redeemed.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You make a persuasive argument. I might consider paying to see it if that happens.

  • The_Lady_in_the_Van

    Yawn

    Double yawn

  • Meh

    Terrible.

  • Gingerbread

    I mean. They really try to make action sequences that put Chewie in danger. How are we supposed to fall for this? He'll be alive 40-50 years later.

  • PlaysWithWolves

    OMG SPOILERS.

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