Solid Routine: Pole Dancer Eats A Piece Of Pizza On Stage

April 16, 2018

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Note: Probably not the best video to watch at work. At least not without inviting everyone over first.

This is a video of dancer Lilly Moon (who also posted the video) eating a large slice of pizza on stage before handing the crust to some guy to finish and proceeding to dance the pole at Jumbo's Clown Room in Hollywood, California (which isn't so much a strip club as a rock-and-roll bikini bar with alternative dancers -- I had a friend go once). She makes a lot of money eating that pizza too! If I could make that much money eating pizza I would definitely be living my best life. Maybe even work a little ranch and spicy red pepper flakes into my routine. Does that sound like something you might be interested in tipping to see? "No." What about garlic knots? "No." Okay how about lasagna instead? "Go on." Get out of here, Garfield!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to my friend fifi, who informed me this is right up her alley, which I understand and believe.

  • Guesticle

    she'd better wash her hands, get the poll greasy and a coworker cracks her skull

  • MM

    Under $2 a slice here. If she makes even one desperate guy so hot by eating that pizza, she'll make another $2. repeat forever

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I would normally post cleaver jokes, but I'm too busy eating this piece of pizza right now.....

  • shashi

    woowooooo! TAKE OFF YOUR TOPPINGS!!

  • Jonathan Tippett

    Ah to be a pretty girl, eat pizza and get money for it.

  • Fartbutt

    Man... stripping looks so easy. So all you have to do is eat pizza and plop on the floor? I do that every night!!!

  • GeneralDisorder

    You forgot rule 1: be attractive and rule 2: don't be unattractive.

    Otherwise, yeah. Pretty much.

  • Fartbutt

    I'm not a GIRL! And idk if I'm ugly but im pretty sure for guy strippers, anything goes

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't think the rules are gender specific.

  • Bling Nye

    Then climb a pole and do some flexibility/strength exhibitions, without falling, sweating, labored breathing or stroking out (your heart not your penis).

    If you can do that, hell I'd give you two dollars.

  • Fartbutt

    I've been an expert pole mounter for years, my expertise is my penis strength. I can curve my penis just enough so that I can hook to the pole and lean back without falling. Thank you for your concern about my penis but I'll take those 2 dollars now!

  • TheQiwiMan

    GW tryna get us all fired smdh

  • Andyman7714

    Man, she could easily slip on all those one dollar bills. Where's OSHA when you need them?

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