Nope: Guy Slides Down 260-Foot Cable With No Harness

April 6, 2018

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This is a video from the helmet cam of a 42-year old freeclimber who decides to slide down a 260-foot cable with nothing but a pair of gloves that prevent him from ripping his hands to shreds, and camo pants so spy satellites can't spot him. Sure we've all dreamed of owning a house with a fireman's pole, but this is ridiculous. Still, I'm surprised the gravitational pull of his balls didn't send him crashing into earth like an asteroid.

Keep going for the video while I dry my palms on the back of coworker's shirt. Great job, Greg. *pats on shoulders*

Thanks to hairless, who agrees a real daredevil would have slid down head first.

  • Andrew

    Damn, that phone was not secured

  • Bling Nye

    I'll just assume he died of dehydration since he couldn't climb over the fence.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    ugh, heights really get to me. my palms are so sweaty. mom's spaghetti etc.

  • mark

    Gloves dont look very "special" to me. Also, what exactly would a safety harness do for him, keep him tethered to the cable while he freefalls when he has to let go when his special gloves give out?

  • Fartbutt

    Just admire the penis strength, quit hatin

  • Eric Ord

    First

  • Jericho

    Matthew 20:16 King James Version (KJV)
    16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

  • Lord Chino

    Fuck jesus.

  • Eric Ord

    I see no scientific evidence of this

  • TheQiwiMan

    Ur mom gay

  • Zomb

    no u

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