This is a video from the helmet cam of a 42-year old freeclimber who decides to slide down a 260-foot cable with nothing but a pair of gloves that prevent him from ripping his hands to shreds, and camo pants so spy satellites can't spot him. Sure we've all dreamed of owning a house with a fireman's pole, but this is ridiculous. Still, I'm surprised the gravitational pull of his balls didn't send him crashing into earth like an asteroid.
Keep going for the video while I dry my palms on the back of coworker's shirt. Great job, Greg. *pats on shoulders*
Thanks to hairless, who agrees a real daredevil would have slid down head first.