Nailed It: UK Police's Composite Image Of Burglary Suspect

April 4, 2018

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This is a composite shot released by the Warwickshire Police department in the UK of a burglary suspect. So, if you live in the area, be on the lookout for Pac-Man here.

They used E-FIT, or Electronic Facial Identification Technique, to create a computer render of the burglar's face based on composites of descriptions of his features. Unlike actual pencil and paper sketches, E-FITS tend to produce more accurate estimates of suspected criminals.

As ridiculous as it does look, I can almost guarantee when they do catch this guy the composite won't be that far from the truth. If you remember somebody had a big mouth, they probably have an unusually big mouth. Me? I don't really have any unique facial features. "You wear an eyepatch." But only for fun.

Thanks to TZ, who hopes they catch this guy and force-feed him all the dots but no power pellets.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I always knew Annoying Orange was a criminal. This confirms it.

  • mark

    This is a spitting image of ben affleck - is there a reward?

  • Richard H Sanford

    *during the interview*

    Bigger...no, bigger...BIGGER!! Yeah, that, perfect...

  • asdfadfs

    remember Dick Tracy?

    the kind of names his criminals tended to have?

  • Doog

    We need an update with the actual perps face when/if they end up catching him

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon

    Ditto; came to the comments looking for the same thing.

  • MaidoMaido

    Jeremy Sisto has fallen on hard times https://i.imgur.com/5t6t7Wr...

  • Mark

    hmmmm...well, it is England....and Cheshire county is in England.....and there is also a Cheshire cat....and he has the cheshire cat smile.

    case solved!!!!

  • Guesticle

    I seriously went to school with somebody who looked quite a bit like that (i mean it's not him, but same general headshape and he did tend to make that face. so maybe a cousin?)

    very round head that somehow still has a large chin. extra wide mouth, 5oclock shadow in middleschool

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    can he account for his whereabouts????

  • Guesticle

    can't be him, this guy is white

    (which is why it'd have to be a cousin or something)

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