Motorcyclist Recovers From Extreme Wobble At 130MPH

April 12, 2018

This is a video of two idiot motorcyclists driving through traffic at almost 130MPH when one dude's bike gets a nasty case of the weeble wobbles. Amazingly, he's able to recover and not shred his nice t-shirt and track pants. Also, did anybody get his license plate number? I bet the local police might be interested in seeing this. I hate how people like this give the rest of us responsible motorcyclists a bad rap. "Have you even been on a motorcycle?" Only to take a picture, and I knocked it over.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks again to DT, who agrees behind every stupid game is a stupid prize to be won.

  • shashi

    not one to judge peoples methods for extreme rectal evacuation but exlax exists

  • GeneralDisorder

    I remember one time I was at a motorcycle mechanic shop. We're standing there bullshitting and this older guy mentions something about how he had a Boss Hoss which is a motorcycle with a Chevy smallblock V8. He said he was on the interstate and saw a bunch of crotch-rockets flying up on him. And they sort of slow down next to him and rev (which I believe because crotch rocket riders are often dickheads and even worse in groups).

    So he's got a roaring V8. Decides to go for it. They hit something like 190 mph so he claims (probably not) and he's approaching his exit so he slows down and waves to them. About a mile from the exit the bike starts to go nuts wobbling all over the place. He's getting tank-slapped left and right... Well, it turns out that tires have a speed rating for a reason and that bike is so big and heavy that it had belted tires. He broke a belt on the tire and almost died.

  • paperboy

    I really hate these guys. I've noticed that real bikers rarely drive like dickheads.

  • Talon184

    And now, we seem to have stumbled across two attention-seeking ass monkeys in their native asphalt habitat.

    Notice how the male biker shakes his tailpipe seductively at his intended mate...

    ...will he score? Stay tuned....

  • MrGutts

    All it would take is one or two doors to open by mistake.

  • JJtoob

    In the middle of moving traffic. Yep, happens all the time.

  • Bubbubsky

    I will always openly root for people like this to die, just so long as they don't take anyone with them or hurt anyone else.

  • Bling Nye

    Dude's brain was all, "Fuck yeah, I love adrenaline!! ... FUCKFUCKFUCK TOO MUCH ADRENALINE!! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOP!!"

    Wouldn't be surprised if he needed new track pants after that.

    Road rash can be nasty shit, especially when you have synthetic fibers melted/fused into your horribly abraded skin (or muscle tissue if the skin is abraded completely away...). Do you want skin from your ass grafted on other parts of your body?

  • Adibobea9

    There's a reason bullet bike joy riders don't wear protective suits. You don't want to live after a crash…

  • The_Wretched

    Road rash? He'd turn into Pâté.

  • Bling Nye

    Yeah, by "road rash" I mean "motorcycle related skin avulsion"...

    Google image search that, I daresya.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Wish both those morons would’ve gotten a firm, friendly handshake from the asphalt.

    Oh well, it’s only a matter of time, I’m sure.

  • Eric Ord

    Only first for today. Can't say why. Opsec u kno

    EDIT: This was a lie

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