Guy Builds Himself A Jet-Ski Motorcycle

April 4, 2018

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Seen here letting everyone know who's numero uno, this is a short video of a Dutch man doing a drive-by on the Sea-Doo motorcycle he built. It's basically just the shell of a jetski on top of a little motorcycle. And do you know what would be even cooler than a jetski motorcycle? Nothing, this is the all-time ultimate cool motorcycle. "You're an idiot." Whatever, bet I went to 8th grade more times than you.

Keep going for the drive-by while I speculate why the hell he wasn't towing somebody wearing water ski rollerblades. That's a serious missed opportunity.

Thanks to Christian, who agrees he should have set up some wooden wave jumps.

  • GeneralDisorder

    The video title is kind of amusing. "Motorized Jetski"... You know what they call a non-motorized Jetski? A canoe. Or maybe a kayak.

  • The_Wretched

    I was hoping for a timothy leary impersonator to ride it.

  • Corky McButterpants

    Why use a sewing machine motor?

  • Mark

    Cool , but it would be even better if he could drive it into water and take off like a jet ski.

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Jason Christopher

    Damn bro, save some p***y for the rest of us.

  • Matt Fricke

    Not from essentially a moped....

  • Jason Christopher
  • Vince Hjerpe

    send one to kenny powers

  • Fartbutt

    I happen to agree that this is the most ultimate cool motorcycle. The only thing that would make it even more ultimate is if it could ride through lava and jump volcanoes

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