Fortnite Reimagined As A 1990's MS-DOS Game

April 11, 2018

This is a video from Youtuber Squirrel-Monkey's Wonders Of The World Wide Web series reimagining Fortnite as a 1990's MS-DOS game, just like the title says. It...does not look as fun as the current version, although I'm sure if this had really existed in the 90's I would have lapped it up like ice cream off the floor. "Wait -- you eat ice cream off the floor?" My dog taught me. "You're sick." Who rescued who?

Keep going for the video. Some solid shit-talking at 1:58.

Thanks to Christopher C, for inspiring me to spend the last 30 minutes playing Duke Nukem in a web browser.

  • JJtoob

    That noob Ninja lol.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm always glad that computers don't suck as much as they used to. Auto-installers are fucking great. Not having to swap disks over and over... always good. Digital download, fucking wonderful

  • You ever been so drunk you made soup and then dropped the bowl and spilled the soup all over the floor and then the dog started eating it and you were so drunk and pathetic and starving that you just laid down next to the dog and started lapping up soup with him at like 3am?

    No?

    Yea... me neither.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Soup is a chore, not a food. If I'm drunk the last thing I want is a chore.

  • Huh? How is there anything easier to make than soup? You just warm it up.

  • Sean Lally

    Soup in a can with a pop top is super easy...

  • GeneralDisorder

    Clarification: eating soup is a chore.

  • Sean Lally

    You just turn up the can and drink it. Couldn't be simpler. A can of Chunky Chicken Corn Chowder was always by my bedside back in the day!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Clarification again: Eating soup is a chore because soup sucks!

    Edited: to sound like less of a dickhead

  • TheQiwiMan

    I love living in DA FEWCHA.

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