Finally, Some Decent 3D Unicorn Horn Underwear

April 3, 2018

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These are the 3D unicorn horn panties handmade by Etsy seller knickerocker (previously: their cupcake and other animal face undies). They cost $45 a pair (for reference, I've never spent more than $1 for two pairs of underwear at a garage sale), and are accentuated by a soft, plush horn. Obviously, they're for frolicking around the bedroom like the sexy, mythical beastess that you are and not to be worn under jeans unless you want to look like you just shit your pants, which isn't a good look for anyone. Trust me -- that was my look for a long time. "Was?" Hasn't happened today!

UPDATE: Happened today. :(

Keep going for a couple more shots, including two with significantly less butt while I call my mom to see if she can bring me a change of clothes to school.

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Thanks to Christina D, who agrees now it just needs to shoot rainbows/laser beams on command.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I would say the real story here is the pointy boob horns.

  • shashi

    Dammit GW, its too damn early to be fapping on the bus

  • asdfadfs

    the horn is on the wrong end

  • MaidoMaido

    Finally! God the wait has been so long

  • Not the post we deserved, GW, but the post we needed. ;)

  • Douchy McDouche

    How much for overnight shipping? Just the pink haired girl. Keep the underwear.

  • The_Wretched

    both ends are horned like a pushme-pullyou?

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I've never had a unicorn fetish before.

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Andyman7714

    Not sure how I would approach something like that. Do I mount or bend over?

  • Mark

    Perhaps she has them on ...backwards?

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    gawt dayum!

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Looks like a pig with a horn.

  • Mark

    hmmm...horny pig?

    I think that might work for me....

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