This is "a nearly complete compilation of Jeff Goldblum making his famous Jeff Goldblum sounds" in movies. Just like you'd probably expect, it is equal parts disconcerting and erotic. Watch at your own risk, and probably not at work because I was planning on trying to sneak out of here early today but there's no way I'd be able to make it to the elevator undetected with this boner.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks again to K Diddie, who knows what I like, and I like chaos theory mathematicians.