Video Of A Guy Being Stalked By A Cougar (Not The Good Kind)

March 8, 2018

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This is a video of a man being stalked by a large cougar north of the Campbell River on Vancouver Island, British Columbia. He's surprisingly nonchalant about the whole thing ("He's just eyeing me up like I'm a black-tailed deer"), presumably because he's confident his ace in the hole is enough to scare the cougar away. Unfortunately, that ace in the hole turns out to be a relatively timid, "Go on, get out of here! Psssssht!" It does not prove very effective and only causes the cougar to turn around and duck behind a fern, so I can only assume this Youtube video is the result of found footage discovered near a torn and bloodied long sleeve plaid.

Keep going for the video (as well as a longer one with dramatic music added) while I search Youtube for the the secrets of telepathically taming animals to ride.

Thanks to The Candyman, who hopefully still mixes it with love, although I have my doubts.

  • captaindash

    1:35 is bone chilling. Imagine if that's the first thing you saw.

  • Sean Lally

    That is a chunky monkey, sure this wasn't in a zoo?

  • Djangus Roundstone

    She just wants to talk

  • Cheese

    He.

  • david

    Jesus. I get a little worried when my cat looks at me like that.

  • TheQiwiMan

    One time I thought I was being stalked by Courteney Cox, but then it turned out it was actually Courtney Love.

    I discovered the subterfuge too late and now I have AIDS. :-(

  • Munihausen

    Gotta watch out for that.

  • TheQiwiMan

    LFMF

  • Draco Basileus

    Well, if one had to get taken out by a wild animal, there a lot lamer options. Being mauled and eaten by a cougar would be a admirable way to punch out of this shitty world.

  • GeneralDisorder

    It would be super easy to get kicked to death by a deer or elk. In fact elk are so god damned fearless you can fire a gun at them and they don't give a shit. I mean, if you actually hit them they still die (provided you get a kill shot right in the heart/lungs or head area). But then you have to talk to the game commission and surrender your weapons and freedom...

  • Munihausen

    It's like going to sleep...in a giant blender.

  • Bling Nye

    Good kitty.

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