This is a short video of two curious emperor penguins in Antarctica who find a camera and proceed to kick it over and pose for a bunch of selfies. Then they both shake their heads disapprovingly and move on with their lives, presumably because they weren't happy with the way the camera made them look fat. I know that feeling. I also know the feeling of my doctor making me feel fat. He doesn't pull any punches (he also asked if I've ever considered a penis enlargement).
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to K Diddie, for reminding me about that children's book I wanted to write about a penguin that dreams of flying.