This is a short clip from the FOX6 morning news in Milwaukee, Wisconsin of some mysterious lights that appeared on a live-feed of the city in the early morning hours of February 27th. Any idea what those are? "Aliens." I mean what else could they be? They remind me of the little darting stars I see when I stand up from a toilet too fast, except you can't catch those on camera. You can get light-headed and pass out in the stall with your pants down though, which, COMPLETELY BULLSHIT FACT: didn't make me eligible for workman's comp even though I said I did it on a stepladder trying to grab more printer paper.
UPDATE: Allegedly seagulls. Added a second video of those in case you actually want to buy that lie.
Keep going for the full video, complete with mystified newscaster commentary.
Thanks to Dave DM, who's smart enough to know they are among us.