What Is Football?: Alex Trebek Mocks Jeopardy Contestants For Not Answering A Single Question In Football Category

February 2, 2018

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This is a clip from last night's (February 1st's) episode of Jeopardy starring Alex Trebek mocking the three contestants for not being able to answer a single question in the 'Talkin' Football' category. Clearly, football is not their cup of tea. My cup of tea? Chamomile. "Smells like a mug full of tequila from here." What are you, a bloodhound? Sniff out my wallet.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to MSA, for running every single category last night.

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  • asdfadfs

    black sorcery is my dish of tea
    (cause i'm the magnificent marvelous mad mad mad madam mim)

  • Jenness

    I answered 3 out of 5. These are pretty basic. Didn't they have to have PE in school?

  • aldenscott

    The lucky people didn't, no.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I have never been more proud, our species is finally advancing.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I was born in Green Bay and have lived in Wisconsin my whole life, so I've been subjected to more than a few football games in my day... that said, I had no idea what any of the correct "questions" were for that category.

  • Gnius

    Alex Trebek is awesome. He got kind of weird in those Celebrity Jeopardy shows on SNL though.

  • asdfadfs

    I'm onto you, spambot

  • GeneralDisorder

    Considering the decline in NFL viewing and the fact that Jeopardy is best played by people with common knowledge about a wide array of subjects... It's really not surprising that nobody got any of these.

  • aldenscott

    Some people don't give a fuck about watching people in tight pants chase after a ball and bang their heads together for 4 hours (or however long that crap usually ends up taking). Sorry, Alex.

  • Bling Nye

    You could say 'most' instead of 'some' ...

    XLIX Super Bowl (2014) was watched by a record 114.4 million viewers. The population of the USA in 2014 was 318.6 million people.

    35.9% of the population gave a fuck about the biggest event in the sport. That includes people just watching it for the social party and commercials.

  • Jenness

    That was back when football meant something. *crushes a beer can on her head, spikes the can and belches the national anthem* Oh and spiking means to throw down the ball (or in this case the can) in a celebratory manner with force.

  • Bling Nye

    What always made me laugh was when after a play where they pile off the ball and the ref spots it back on the field... then they have the chains come out and measure it like it's fucking accurate. Hilarious.

  • aldenscott

    Good point.

  • GeneralDisorder

    The only reason I know what a "first down" is (and I only sort of know, I couldn't really explain it) is because my sister lived in my house for a little over a year and she's a fanatic about football. She watched every game which was annoying as fuck since nobody else in the house liked football.

  • Munihausen

    *throws soy milk-based latte at commentator

  • Munihausen

    Aliens, feel free to invade at any time.

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