This is a short video of Ozark, Missouri teen Dylan breaking the ice that formed overnight on a trampoline while his buddy Brody films in slow motion. Pretty neat to see. So, do you think they had to draw straws to see who got to do the ice breaking and who had to do the filming? Because obviously I imagine they both wanted to-- "Be the one breaking the ice?" What? No. Filming. There's ice on that trampoline -- you don't know if it's going to shatter your back or if it's compromised the elasticity and you tear right through to the ground. I'm not taking any chances. "You literally crawl through the sewers to and from work everyday." The Ninja Turtles will protect me.
Keep going for two copies of the video in case one doesn't work.
Thanks to Zootghost, who agrees Dylan missed the perfect opportunity to set himself on fire first.