Unsettling Video Of An Expanding Garden Hose

February 20, 2018

This is a short video of somebody filming their expanding garden hose as it fills with running water. It kinda reminds me of the Sentinels' tentacles in the Matrix. Or an alien coming to life. Of course you're probably desensitized to the demonhose because you've had one like this forever. MUST BE NICE. Some of us aren't so lucky to have homes with outdoor faucets and grass and a garden to water. Granted I could probably buy an adapter to hook one of these up to my kitchen sink, but what's the purpose, my water was disconnected for nonpayment almost two weeks ago. Ahahhahahaha, God I'll be crying in an empty bathtub later.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to DT, who agrees that's definitely how garden hoses get stabbed with a shovel or pitchfork.

  • The_Wretched

    That hose is a paid actor.

  • Sashman1234 .

    Kill it! Kill it with fire.... oh, wait!

  • GeneralDisorder

    When my (now deceased) uncle was about mid 60s and they had traveled to their winter home in Florida he walked outside to his back yard and saw something green and he shot it. Well, it turns out he shot his garden hose.

    So he had to go buy another. And I think he bought a black one that time. Later one he goes out int he back yard, sees something black laying in the sun and shoots it. He shot his garden hose again.

    It wasn't long after that some local family members forced him to part with his guns.

  • Geekologie

    that was a beautiful story

  • Camille Paris

    Omega Red from Marvel universe

  • MustacheHam

    This really further emphasizes the thought about how hoses look like snakes.

  • gqukyo

    Omega Red from Marvel universe

  • Doog

    I didn't think I was going to find the video quite as unsettling as I did. I've also never even seen one of these hoses, but if they can survive winter I should look into getting one.

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