That Brought Me Great Joy: Man Drops And Sprays Entire $43,000 Bottle Of Champagne Opening It In Nightclub

February 1, 2018

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This is a short video from an Ibiza nightclub of a man dropping an alleged $43,000 magnum of champagne while trying to open it. Was it actually worth $43,000? That's a trick question, no bottle of champagne is worth anywhere near $43,000, although that certainly may have been what the nightclub was charging for it. So does this guy work there? It looks like he has some sort of earpiece in so I'm guessing he works there. I'm also guessing he's gonna be working there for a lot longer to pay off that broken bottle. Man, I remember the first time I broke a bottle of beer working as a busboy at Outback Steakhouse. "What happened?" I LAPPED IT UP LIKE A THIRSTY DOG. That was Saturday and my tongue is still bleeding.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to speakerbox, who could probably get a job at that nightclub dropping the bass.

  • paperboy

    That's me whenever I try to look cool.

  • Richard Trevenen

    What was he going to do otherwise? Oooh this 45K champagne should breathe in the glass for 20 minutes before being sipped while inhaling through the nose from a hollow neck flute so as to emphasise the melon and berry notes. A wine purchase of this magnumtude has nothing to do with the liquid within but the attention seeking. I'd say mission accomplished in this turd's case.

  • MustacheHam

    Think positive folks. Instead of drinking $45k champagne those lucky folks got the opportunity to be showered in $45k champagne.

  • Jenness
  • Munihausen

    Hah

  • Javier Arreola

    What a tiny man

  • Douchy McDouche

    He didn't break it. A bottle like that would take a lot of effort to smash.

  • Mark

    yeah, you're right. At the end of the video you can see his limo driver (sure, why not...right?) keeping the bottle upright and holding his hand over the top to keep more from coming out.

  • Douchy McDouche

    But he did rip his pants (left leg) and probably got a busted knee after a hit like that.

  • TheQiwiMan

    It was a leverage issue. He couldn't get a good hold on it, due to the resistance created by all that sex-appeal pouring out of the top of his unbuttoned shirt.

  • PUNX

    I don't think it broke he just got splooged in the face like that drunk ATM guy...
    lost probably about a good 10k worth of bubbly

  • Doog

    Your Geekologie references are on point.

  • The_Wretched

    I recommend using the ATM machines instead. They don't get drunk.

  • PUNX
  • Big Dog on Krampus

    take it easy on the guy. he already has a hard enough time being so small.

  • Bling Nye

    Plot Twist: it's a regular size bottle

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    yes, that was the joke...

  • Bling Nye
  • Big Dog on Krampus

    -_-

  • Mark

    meh...if he can spend 43K on a bottle of alcohol then he can afford to buy a second bottle.

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