Teamwork: Minnesota Man Teams Up With Friend In India To Make An Earth Sandwich

February 21, 2018


These are the screenshots of Minnesota native Lee St. John teaming up with Subash Luitel, a new-found friend in India, to construct an earth sandwich. I wonder what it tasted like. "Probably rock and magma with a dirt and seawater crust." Mmmm, stop teasing me I haven't had lunch yet.

Four hours ago, I had a dream. That dream was to make a sandwich out of the entire Earth. Tonight, my dream comes true.

Update: Operation Earth Sandwich is a Success

Much respect to my new friend in India Subash Luitel

Well, after using this online app to see where a hole punched directly through the earth would lead, it looks like the other half of a Minnesota earth sandwich would be in the middle of the Indian Ocean between Australia and South Africa. Still, it looks like they did get the longitude pretty close. So I guess their earth sandwich just had one piece of bread sort of slipping off the top. "Like a sandwich made with avocado after taking the first bite." Exactly.

Thanks to Wendy H, who agrees my God did that smell good.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    Not to nitpick, but I don't know if the pieces of bread are exactly opposing, that'd be pretty hard to pull off without precise GPS coordinates. I think the earth is gonna squirt out of one end of that sandwich if anyone takes a bite.

  • *Earth sandwich squirts everywhere*
    Galactus: "godamnit not again.."

  • Scotty J

    I'm guessing it tasted like mayonnaise and curry.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Probably gritty texture as well.

  • Andyman7714

    Talk about having a sandwich with everything on it.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    This was thought of by Zefrank and an app online was created way back in 2006.

    GW, this one is on you thinking this is new. Zefrank is a legend at this point.

  • Doog

    God I love Zefrank, especially his 'True Facts About X' videos

  • MustacheHam

    The world's biggest sandwich is the world itself.

    Well done gentlemen.

  • Meh

    Hysterical. This is human ingenuity at its finest, to think someone was planning this hours only makes it better.

  • Evan Lang

    Those guys look like the same person. I'm so weirded out by that.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I want an Indian friend! Where does one go about getting one of those?

    (If I were a woman, I assume I'd get plenty of unsolicited 'show bobs and vagene' Facebook messages, but what's a dude like me gotta do to get that kinda attention? Guess I gotta go full catfish...)

  • shashi

    Strangers are just friends you haven't insulted yet

  • paperboy

    There's a hair in my sandwich.

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