Teamwork: Minnesota Man Teams Up With Friend In India To Make An Earth Sandwich

February 21, 2018

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These are the screenshots of Minnesota native Lee St. John teaming up with Subash Luitel, a new-found friend in India, to construct an earth sandwich. I wonder what it tasted like. "Probably rock and magma with a dirt and seawater crust." Mmmm, stop teasing me I haven't had lunch yet.

Four hours ago, I had a dream. That dream was to make a sandwich out of the entire Earth. Tonight, my dream comes true.


Update: Operation Earth Sandwich is a Success

Much respect to my new friend in India Subash Luitel

Well, after using this online app to see where a hole punched directly through the earth would lead, it looks like the other half of a Minnesota earth sandwich would be in the middle of the Indian Ocean between Australia and South Africa. Still, it looks like they did get the longitude pretty close. So I guess their earth sandwich just had one piece of bread sort of slipping off the top. "Like a sandwich made with avocado after taking the first bite." Exactly.

Thanks to Wendy H, who agrees my God did that smell good.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    Not to nitpick, but I don't know if the pieces of bread are exactly opposing, that'd be pretty hard to pull off without precise GPS coordinates. I think the earth is gonna squirt out of one end of that sandwich if anyone takes a bite.

  • *Earth sandwich squirts everywhere*
    Galactus: "godamnit not again.."

  • Scotty J

    I'm guessing it tasted like mayonnaise and curry.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Probably gritty texture as well.

  • Andyman7714

    Talk about having a sandwich with everything on it.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    This was thought of by Zefrank and an app online was created way back in 2006.

    GW, this one is on you thinking this is new. Zefrank is a legend at this point.
    http://www.zefrank.com/sand...

  • Doog

    God I love Zefrank, especially his 'True Facts About X' videos

  • MustacheHam

    The world's biggest sandwich is the world itself.

    Well done gentlemen.

  • Meh

    Hysterical. This is human ingenuity at its finest, to think someone was planning this hours only makes it better.

  • Evan Lang

    Those guys look like the same person. I'm so weirded out by that.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I want an Indian friend! Where does one go about getting one of those?

    (If I were a woman, I assume I'd get plenty of unsolicited 'show bobs and vagene' Facebook messages, but what's a dude like me gotta do to get that kinda attention? Guess I gotta go full catfish...)

    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • shashi

    Strangers are just friends you haven't insulted yet

  • paperboy

    There's a hair in my sandwich.

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