This is a humor video created by the folks at Youtube channel Squirrel Monkey imagining how Apple's Siri personal assistant program might operate if it were made in 1987. SPOILER: super slow and shitty. Also, the video is over five minutes long, so there's already been enough time spent on this subject so I'm just going to stop here. Besides, do people even use Siri in the 2010's? Because the only people I know who do are old men at the bar who can't see their phone screens without reading glasses, mostly because I only know old men at the bar who can't see their phone screens without reading glasses. Tom -- good to see you, you ol' undead son of a bitch!
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Thanks to Ian, who agrees the 1980's Strip Poker game was way better, and you learned more.