Radio Host Provides A Play-By-Play For The Station's Security Cam Footage Of Drunk Man Trying To Smash Truck Window

February 2, 2018


This is some security cam footage from the KIRO 93.7 radio station in Seattle, Washington with host John Curley providing a recap play-by-play of a drunk vandal in the parking lot trying to break a truck window with a mop handle. It's worth sticking around till the very end for the man's grand finale. So, uh...what exactly was he trying to do there? Because if he was trying to paralyze himself he did a great job. *tallying score card* I give him an A for effort, and a cup of applesauce with a straw for lunch.

Keep going for the video. Also, the article I read said he still hasn't been caught, even though there's no way he isn't still laying there in a pile where he fell.

Thanks to T Gold, who's convinced the guy was getting ready for some sort of off-the-top-of-the-ropes wrestling slam when things took a nasty turn.

  • Jenness

    I really wish we could find out what was going on. Because you know it was some totally jacked up story.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    He was just a good Samaritan on his way home from the bar when he saw this truck clearly dangerously parked halfway out of the space, impeding the path of that suv, should it need to back out of it's spot, and just thought he'd pop the parking break, put it in neutral, push it forward a few feet and be on his way, good deed done for the day. But, as fate would have it, no good deed goes unpunished!

  • James Mcelroy

    i hope no one tries to break my window as a good deed. :(

  • Andrew

    where was he going at the end?

  • FearlessFarris

    I thought maybe he'd try to get on top of the truck and break through the sun roof. But why not just climb the bumper? There's lots of solid drunk logic on display here.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Pretty sure he was going to skirt around the railing to the side and try a jump-attack on the passenger window.

  • James Mcelroy

    salami and cream cheese? is that because he's toast? I'm not familiar with that saying...

  • FearlessFarris

    I think it's a reference to the type of hazing that might happen to a drunk guy passed out at a party.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Pretty sure that's a Mariners reference, Seattle and all....

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  • Chris Lev

    Maybe he’s practicing for some sort of car park jousting competition.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Looks like he desperately needs more practice.

  • James Mcelroy

    yeah, but he pretty much nailed the landing.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I lost it at the "dirty part of the mop"-part! Dying!

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