Einstein The African Grey Parrot Performs Over Five Minutes Of Impressions To Celebrate His 30th Birthday

February 28, 2018

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This is a video of Knoxville Zoo resident Einstein the African grey parrot performing over five minutes of impressions and chit-chat to celebrate his 30th birthday. How about that! He reminds me of my girlfriend. "Because he talks a lot?" What? Noooooooo. Yes of course now shut up before you get me in trouble. Now, where were we? "You just said your girlfriend talks a lot." What -- no I didn't! *phone rings, I don't even need to look to know who it is* Dammit, why do you do this to me?

Keep going for the video while I try to diffuse this bomb MacGyver style.

Thanks to Davie, who's not convinced he hasn't spoken to at least one African Grey when calling a customer service line.

  • TheQiwiMan

    LOL so awesome.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Does anyone else want to pluck and eat this abomination?

  • The_Wretched

    Do you feel the same way about talented kids?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I do feel that talented kids are often abominations. But that's pretty much where the similarities end.

  • Doog

    *5 minutes and 30,000 sunflower seeds later

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