Condiment Cake: A Cake Made With Ketchup Batter And Mustard Icing

February 1, 2018

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This is a video tutorial/recipe created by Shared Food (no thanks, I'm good) detailing how to make and bake your own ketchup flavored cake with mustard icing. Now I love ketchup and mustard as much as the next guy who was born with a footlong hotdog in his little baby hands, but they have no place in a cake. Also, just so we're clear, that footlong hotdog was not a euphemism for my penis -- that was much larger obviously. "Obviously." OBVIOUSLY.

Keep going for the video in case you want to ruin a children's birthday party.

Thanks to Stephanie B, who agrees if you're going to make a condiment cake at least make it mayo and relish.

  • Jenness

    I want to see the video now of some sucker putting this in their mouth, chewing and swallowing because you know for a fact it tastes like ass.

  • Fartbutt

    Yum now the only think you need are meat sprinkles

  • Enkidu98

    That's the cutest euphemism ever for diarrhea, Which is what you get it you eat this cake.

  • Bling Nye

    The only way 'sprinkles' could be used to describe diarrhea is if you're dropping it from 4 stories up onto the pedestrians below. Even then, it's still more of a 'dumping' than a sprinkle... maybe from 8 stories up... or if there's a good crosswind...

  • TheQiwiMan
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