Chow Crown: A New Hasbro Game Where You Try To Eat The Food Orbiting Your Head

February 8, 2018

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This is a video demonstration of several people playing Chow Crown, a game being released by Hasbro this fall and is sure to be a smash hit around the dinner table at Thanksgiving and Christmas. The object is simple: try to eat as many of the food items from the little forks as a motor spins them back and forth around your head before the music stops. Whoever eats the most wins diabetes, and the losers are presumably sent to bed without dessert. So -- what are your favorite snacks? Mine are artichoke hearts and cottage cheese (separately). "You're weird." I'm not weird, I just have a refined palate. "I saw you eat a cigarette butt off the floor." I thought it was a pretzel stick!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks again to Melissa H, for two very different tips in a row.

  • asdfadfs

    this food is problematic

  • MustacheHam

    Gene Simmons won't have any problem winning this game.

  • Closet Nerd

    Where can we buy this?!
    #shutupandtakemymoney

  • Chiara Sanna

    include feces and other gross things as hazards in between the snacks

  • Munihausen

    Nothing remotely sexual to see here.

  • Chris Lev

    New hat for holding my BigMacs.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    include feces and other gross things as hazards in between the snacks

  • Just the thought of sharing forks is grossing me out to the max.

  • Bling Nye

    Coat some in ghost pepper sauce.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I like how you think, friend.

    https://media.giphy.com/med...

  • FearlessFarris
  • Jenness

    Well then put veggies on it. Make eating healthy food fun for once!

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