Wow: Woman 'Plays' Star Wars Imperial March And Cantina Song By Writing Math Formulas

January 11, 2018

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Note: Volume up or this will make no sense. And even with the volume up it barely does.

This is a video of Youtuber Dani Ochoa performing the Star Wars Imperial March and Cantina Song with a pencil by writing formulas on a piece of paper. How about that! Who even comes up with this stuff? "Dani Ochoa." Good answer. Also, do those equations mean anything? Are they the key to unlocking the mysteries of the Star Wars universe? Because I suck at math but I tried solving them anyways and the only answer I could come up with was 'Tauntaun Stew.' Does that mean anything to anybody? "Maybe to a wampa." HIYO! I don't get it I've never seen the movies.

Keep going for the videos, including one of the Cantina Song with the actual music on top of it.

Thanks to Jessica SB and Lannice, who agree she needs to do Free Bird next.

  • Whilst, undeniably, clever and very cute, the whole maths part was pointless.
    You could rub pretty much any two things together for a similar effect.

  • Ollie Williams

    Even penises and vaginas?

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    now there's a video i'd watch

  • Richard H Sanford

    Indeed. While this was an exercise in cadence, I'd hardly call it "played", as in "music". Sorry. =\

  • Jenness

    Very creative and I'm curious (since I suck at math)....does the math check out?

  • Irina Abramovich

    While these equations *might* mean something (doubtful). I'm pretty sure it is just gobbledygook. If you solved for "A" in the cantina song the numbers would be the same junk rearranged.

  • Irina Abramovich

    heck yeah... I'm brilliant at math... that means that if God is Omega 0 then everything in this song is sponsored by God and is, therefore, perfect.

    <3 Thomas

    IBIS RULES THE HARVARD LAMPOON!!!!=) I rule the planet!!!=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    So does Hubree -- He rules the planet with me on Ritalin!!!!=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    actually never mind, he is dumb. he can never get poop in his box.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Hubree's poops are like Tootsie Rolls -- I totally eat them afterward so he doesn't even have to get them in the box. AHA -- JUST KIDDING!!! HE WAS A KING AT GETTING INSIDE THE LITTER BOX AND ALWAYS KEPT A LICKED, CLEAN BUTT. SO SUCK THAT, IRINA!!!!=)

    IRINA, HUBREE, THOMAS AND FRIENDS == BEST FRIENDS FOREVER IN THIS EXISTENCE!!!!=)

  • afterooster

    My wife committed suicide because of your comments and yet you keep on going. You are a terrible person.

  • Irina Abramovich

    I heard afteroister’s wife is a fat woman with a #1 winning award for best swimsuit competitor at the most beautiful fat woman in a swimsuit bikini competition in this Galaxie!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

  • Irina Abramovich

    Just kidding, also Midwestern franchises are always disappointing both in flavor and presentation.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Like what?

  • Irina Abramovich

    super world buffet is way better

  • Irina Abramovich

    Is that Asian???

  • Irina Abramovich

    No Idea, what are your thoughts on the results of the Spanish-American war?

  • Irina Abramovich

    My thoughts on it are all in Spanish!!=) Like “bueno” and “muchas mas cosas”....

    <3 Thomas

  • Irina Abramovich

    Afterooster’s wife eats at buffets all the time, every week— it’s like date night for afterooster and his wife— she eats like 50 lbs. of mandarin chicken per sitting there!!!! Yum.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: The Red Green Show is fun!!!!=) You’re the number #1 kitten and ruler of the universe!!!!=)
    Irina: Nice job on throwing up with me!!!!=) Mashed potatoes with chives was great with Irish clam chowder coming up!!!! Wheeee!=)

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