Woman Throws And Catches Ball With Bionic Hand For First Time

January 10, 2018

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This is a short video of Paralympian swimmer Kate Grey throwing and catching a Koosh ball with the 3-D printed bionic hand from Open Bionics that she put on for the first time just moments before. Kate lost her left hand to a sausage machine when she was two, which is exactly why sausage factories shouldn't hire two-year olds. Regardless, nice hand, Kate, it appears to be working even better than my hands, which have been giving me trouble lately. Sometimes I wish I had tentacles instead. Does anybody else wish that? "No." At least not that you're willing to admit. "No, like actually no." Go ahead -- you can whisper the real answer in my ear. "Noooooo." That tickled! Now do it again except with a yes so I know you're not a filthy liar.

Keep going for the video.

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Thanks to Arleneta, who agrees you should never arm wrestle somebody with a bionic hand unless you want to have to get your own bionic hand afterwards.

  • TJ Wilferd

    I just hope when she had that accident at age two, they went ahead and ate the sausage made from it. Human toddler meat is hard to come by these days.

  • Meh

    Catching a ball is not what appr. half the end-user base will be worried about. Can it jack off?

  • Jenness

    Not without snapping it off yet. The clinical trials have been a real blood bath.

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Jenness

    HA!

  • TheQiwiMan

    Only a couple more years now, before we make appendages that are clear upgrades to these fleshy meat wigglers!

    *gets hacksaw ready*

  • Irina Abramovich

    It'd be funny if she wore her wedding ring on her bionic finger!!!=) And it'd be funny if her fingers broke up while masturbating -- I'd watch videos of it!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're perfect -- it's like we're Cosmic Twins out of Clausen's Scottish Rite Freemasonry -- Morals and Ethics.=)
    Irina: Let's do grilled cheese sandwiches soon!=)

  • Adibobea9
  • PUNX

    GW, I think I rather have a tiger claw or a monkey tail for a arm

  • The_Wretched

    How about an octopus arm?

  • PUNX

    No , I imagine it would be slimy all the time or you would have to keep it moist so it don't get all dried up and crusty.

    Also I wonder if her hand made some good sausages.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    But if you had an octopus arm, you could move to Japan and star in tentacle porn flicks

  • PUNX

    Wait wait, what!?
    Is that a thing?
    If it is i will need to see before i change my answer.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Google Hitomi Tanaka, tentacle

  • PUNX

    that took weird turn. but I am guessing if I did have a octopus arm I may only get that action in china or japan because ........ well they are china and japan

  • Jenness

    Agreed! This is an awesome use of technology for the betterment of mankind. <3

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