Woman Jumps From 4th Story Balcony Into Heavy Snow

January 26, 2018

Because jumping off your snowmobile is for amateurs, this is a video of a woman jumping from the railing of a fourth story balcony into the heavy snowfall that hit Davos, Switzerland -- the heaviest snowfall since 2000. Thankfully for her and people like me who didn't want to see somebody break their legs, the snow was sufficiently deep and soft enough to comfortably break her fall. That must have been exhilarating. Knowing my luck, I would have jumped off that balcony and found a tall pole buried in the snow. "Ouch." With my anus. "I assumed that's what you meant." I'm a flag now.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks again to DV, who agrees somebody should do a dive next.

  • The_Wretched

    "Accidental flagging" 5 yard penalty.

  • jasura

    You’ll be rich when you come up with a solution.

  • Doog

    ''Geronimo!''

    Also, ''I'm flag pole now'' is absolutely hilarious.

  • Soen

    She gon drown

  • Kamipersia

    Man, if only there were a way to film things that fit a horizontal video playback platform....

  • sirdaniel

    I was hoping for a random wolf or snow cat to dash out and attack her. That would have been so cool.

  • Jenness

    I was hoping for a random wolf or snow cat to dash out and attack her. That would have been so cool.

  • The_Wretched

    I like the surprise squid attacks myself.

  • Nope

    I was hoping for a big rock at the landing.

  • lordlowery

    Man, if only there were a way to film things that fit a horizontal video playback platform....

  • Gladiator

    "Go head first.""No."Lol

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Wow, Geekologie sequel: I dig it! GW episodic content is the future, but the trick is you need A and B plots in your post arcs that seem unrelated at first, but turn out to be intertwined like you'd never expect!

  • Geekologie

    sounds complicated

  • TheQiwiMan

    Man, if only there were a way to film things that fit a horizontal video playback platform....

  • Adibobea9

    But it was a vertical jump…

  • FearlessFarris

    Exactly. People hate on vertical orientation, but there's a time and place for it. It's just called for far less often than horizontal orientation. If you aren't able to discern the difference, it's best to default to horizontal. But this is an example where vertical isn't inappropriate.

  • TheQiwiMan

    FALSE.

    It has almost nothing to do with what's happening onscreen, and everything to do with the video player itself. If the video player is horizontal (almost every single one of them is, except a few like that weird Twitter video player, which they only created because people were too stupid to ever learn how to film something properly) then it is wrong and dumb and dumb people should feel dumb for being dumb.

    #CheckMateChristians

  • Chris Lev

    You’ll be rich when you come up with a solution.

  • KungFuTreachery

    I was waiting for disaster as she started to straighten up.

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