Valuable Information: Australia Is A Dog And Cat Head

January 22, 2018

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This is a map of Australia proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that the continent is actually the heads of a giant siamese dog/cat hybrid. I'm pretty sure the dog is a schnauzer, but I can't tell you what kind of cat that is. I can tell you that Tasmania isn't cat food though, that's a hairball if I've ever seen one. And let me tell you -- I have SEEN SOME. "But I thought you didn't have cats." I inhale my girlfriend's hair in my sleep then puke it up in the shower every morning. "Too much information." My Draino bill was getting so high I had to learn to make my own.

Keep going for a triptych of the continent's canine and feline origins.

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Thanks to CircusDog, who can balance on a ball AND jump through hoops. You're hired.

  • Laura Anne Seabrook

    When I was a child at Midland Primary School in Perth, Western Australia, there was a txt book that showed Australia as a Lion and Rabbit head. That was the 60s, but I'm sure the idea was older than that. Here's a version of that idea:
    http://static.ipaustralia.c...

  • oldnewswtf

    Thank you!

  • Skagosi Unicorn

    Really, no one drew it as Catdog? Well shit.

  • Bling Nye

    Why is the hair ball labeled 'cat food' ?

  • Fartbutt

    Ya why doesn't the dog get any food?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Geography is a dick to dogs.

  • oldnewswtf
  • Munihausen
  • TheQiwiMan

    It's new to ME, homeslice!

  • Geekologie

    I've seen older

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