Unboxing Videos: Kid Orders Bong Online, Mom Makes Him Open It In Front Of Her

January 19, 2018

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This is a video of some kid who bought a dab rig online, which his mom makes him open right in front of her when it arrives as his older brother films, presumably while grinning from ear-to-ear. Highlights include:

"I'm opening it, chill!"


"It just looks like, a vase for like a bunch of like, things."

"What the frick! What the heck! I didn't order that. I ordered an X-Box card....or an X-Box remote. Oh wow, I did not order that!"

As someone in the Reddit comments pointed out, he should have said it was a Fleshlight before ever taking it out of the box. At least then he might have stood a chance. This was just like watching a fish in a barrel waiting to get shot. No word what his punishment will be, but I doubt he'll be needing that X-Box remote.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Michael M, who agrees he should have known better than to try to work the vase angle. At least tell her it's some laboratory glassware and you're trying to make a love potion.

  • shashi

    she knew this day would come. Having kids finally paid off. SCORE!

  • Jenness

    You can literally see his brain struggling at a glacial pace to think of some way to stop the mom train and all his childish defensive made me say "Dude, how much pot have you been smoking?!?"

  • SMOKED.

  • Draco Basileus

    C'mon, Mom. Let's just take a couple of phat rips and chill on the couch...

  • GeneralDisorder

    I like that she immediately bogarts it. She's like "dumbass, this is mine now. And you're grounded. Hand over your weed too? Dafuq is this shake ass shit? Give me your dealer's number so I can bitch him out for shitty product!"

  • qcp

    If that asshat would have just gone down to the local head shop he'd have is bong and could have supported a local business.

  • Bling Nye

    Haha, he was telling the truth... https://www.youtube.com/wat...

    Hilarious.

  • Talon184

    Now THAT is funny!

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  • Chris Lev

    Vase. What a moron. It’s clearly a lamp.

  • Mark

    It's a major award!

    Pop a lamp shade on it and put it in the front window!!

  • Bling Nye

    "'FRA-GEE-LAY'.... It must be Italian!"

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