Teensy Tiny: Japanese Company Builds The World's Smallest Fidget Spinner

January 24, 2018

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This is a Guinness World Record video of the world's smallest fidget spinner, built by Japanese ball bearing manufacturer MinebeaMitsumi Inc. How small is it? Just twice the size of [name of somebody you hate's] penis. "Yours." I'm never Mad Libbing with you again.

[The 0.2-inch fidget spinner was] built using MinebeaMitsumi Inc's existing record-breaking product, the Smallest commercially available steel ball bearing which itself is a mere 1.499 mm, the spinner weighs a feather-lite 0.027 g (0.00095 oz).

Man, that's tiny. So tiny I'm afraid that trying to play with it would actually cause more stress and anxiety than was being relieved. Kind of like squeezing the stress balls I just found in the pocket of these old jeans. "Those are your nuts." I think I'm gonna pass out.

Keep going for a video.

Thanks to blue16, who tried to tell me the earth is actually a giant fidget spinner, which I believe.

  • Jenness

    That's a lot of work to make something teeny that someone's kid, pet Japanese owl/cat hybrid is going to end up swallowing

  • The_Wretched

    get one to the WH, stat!

  • digidude

    Fidget spinner? Tamagotchi? Pog? Pet rock?

  • TheQiwiMan

    IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT COUNTS ITS HOW YOU USE IT AM I RIGHT LADIESi'msoalone

  • GeneralDisorder

    Look man, if you're pointing your toothpick at somewhere a telephone pole used to be... It's not gonna work.

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