This is a video of a fun-loving woman attempting to bowl. She does not do a very good job. Unless breaking the score monitor is how you're supposed to bowl, in which case I've been doing it wrong all these years. I thought the object was to slide all the way down the lane while staying on your feet. Still, you can't blame her, management shouldn't have let her bowl bare-footed. You can't get the proper slide-forward momentum bare-footed. Plus that ball was way too light. What is that, a four-pounder? Give that woman a sixteen.
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Thanks to Tank, who agrees this woman should probably get a slice of pizza and a soda and sit this round out.