Strike!: Woman Demonstrates How Not To Bowl

January 11, 2018


This is a video of a fun-loving woman attempting to bowl. She does not do a very good job. Unless breaking the score monitor is how you're supposed to bowl, in which case I've been doing it wrong all these years. I thought the object was to slide all the way down the lane while staying on your feet. Still, you can't blame her, management shouldn't have let her bowl bare-footed. You can't get the proper slide-forward momentum bare-footed. Plus that ball was way too light. What is that, a four-pounder? Give that woman a sixteen.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Tank, who agrees this woman should probably get a slice of pizza and a soda and sit this round out.

  • JJtoob

    Dammit another vertical video...

  • Talon184

    So, did she pick up the spare?

  • the Dude

    There's no way that WASN'T the 6 pound kids ball. That thing is for children for more than one reason.

  • Fartbutt

    That, was a wonderful shot. My god she is strong those are some heavy balls!

  • TheQiwiMan

    Woman bowler = Dumb
    Cretin filming vertically = Dumber

    (Mouth-Breathers who feel the need to defend filming vertically = Dumbest)

  • GeneralDisorder

    Do you need someone to buy you a smartphone or something? They're everywhere. You can get a new one for as low as $40 (check out brands like BLU or Alcatel)

  • TheQiwiMan
  • GeneralDisorder

    You're always pissing and moaning about vertical video like you've never seen a screen that orients that way... I figure you must lack the experience of how smartphones work since it's such a hot button.

    Edit: also it's a joke in case that wasn't clear

  • TheQiwiMan

    Oh GD. I had such high hopes for you. :-(

  • GeneralDisorder

    You definitely backed the wrong horse.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Agreed: Women are best described as DUMB for bowling, driving, birth giving (I always thought that a man would've done a better job with that!=)) and also when cooking -- because how many times have you cooked fish for dinner when I TOLD YOU THAT I LIKE BEEFY STEAK?!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Kittens love tuna and Goldfish Crackers and tomato soup!!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Looking forward to napping with you SOOOOOOOOON!!=)

  • Jenness

    That's going to be a nice extra charge.

  • Andyman7714

    Nah, doesn't look like they were using that monitor anyway.

  • ethan

    Best Friends don't quit when one of them wants to be left alone -- they talk about what's been troubling them!!!=)<3 ThomasHubree: I love you -- remember, before you ran away we were outside and you left your paw prints in the snow -- it was sooooo cute!!!!=)=)=)Irina: Remember, we were kids and we'd make triangles in the snow like on money -- it was fun!!!=)

  • Bling Nye

    Hilarious that you copy and paste comments and picked that one... Subtle, reeaaal subtle. LOL

  • Irina Abramovich

    Obviously, my best friend Hubree is very popular -- he likes KITTENS <3<3<3, KDWB music, ADHD, Adderall, Strattera, ME, GOD, the KKK, Freemasonry, The Harvard Lampoon, athletics, society, literature, arts, math, science, furry parties and our mouse friend!!!=) Hubree is more popular than amphetamines!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I miss you!!!!=) You can come home any day!!!=)
    Irina: I want to get a kitten for Valentine's Day. Let's ask God for one!!!!=)

  • Hubree


  • Irina Abramovich


    You're NEVER EVER getting me off the comments even if you cry the hardest and this news about Hubree blows your mind -- Hubree is the #1 (MEANING: FIRST!!!=)) kitten ever born. That's why is he so popular here. Anyone jealous of Hubree can go wait in line!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I love you and I love Saint Thomas!=) Catholic school forever!=)=)=)
    Irina: I will let you know when I am hungry again!=) It will be cool!=)

  • I know how not to bowl (although I'm not at her catastrophic levels).
    Every time I've ever played I'v always managed a grand score of zilch!

  • Andrew

    not one pin?

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