Strike!: Woman Demonstrates How Not To Bowl

January 11, 2018

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This is a video of a fun-loving woman attempting to bowl. She does not do a very good job. Unless breaking the score monitor is how you're supposed to bowl, in which case I've been doing it wrong all these years. I thought the object was to slide all the way down the lane while staying on your feet. Still, you can't blame her, management shouldn't have let her bowl bare-footed. You can't get the proper slide-forward momentum bare-footed. Plus that ball was way too light. What is that, a four-pounder? Give that woman a sixteen.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Tank, who agrees this woman should probably get a slice of pizza and a soda and sit this round out.

  • JJtoob

    Dammit another vertical video...

  • Talon184

    So, did she pick up the spare?

  • the Dude

    There's no way that WASN'T the 6 pound kids ball. That thing is for children for more than one reason.

  • Fartbutt

    That, was a wonderful shot. My god she is strong those are some heavy balls!

  • TheQiwiMan

    Woman bowler = Dumb
    Cretin filming vertically = Dumber

    (Mouth-Breathers who feel the need to defend filming vertically = Dumbest)

  • GeneralDisorder

    Do you need someone to buy you a smartphone or something? They're everywhere. You can get a new one for as low as $40 (check out brands like BLU or Alcatel)

  • TheQiwiMan
  • GeneralDisorder

    You're always pissing and moaning about vertical video like you've never seen a screen that orients that way... I figure you must lack the experience of how smartphones work since it's such a hot button.

    Edit: also it's a joke in case that wasn't clear

  • TheQiwiMan

    Oh GD. I had such high hopes for you. :-(

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y...

  • GeneralDisorder

    You definitely backed the wrong horse.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Agreed: Women are best described as DUMB for bowling, driving, birth giving (I always thought that a man would've done a better job with that!=)) and also when cooking -- because how many times have you cooked fish for dinner when I TOLD YOU THAT I LIKE BEEFY STEAK?!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Kittens love tuna and Goldfish Crackers and tomato soup!!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Looking forward to napping with you SOOOOOOOOON!!=)

  • Jenness

    That's going to be a nice extra charge.

  • Andyman7714

    Nah, doesn't look like they were using that monitor anyway.

  • ethan

    Best Friends don't quit when one of them wants to be left alone -- they talk about what's been troubling them!!!=)<3 ThomasHubree: I love you -- remember, before you ran away we were outside and you left your paw prints in the snow -- it was sooooo cute!!!!=)=)=)Irina: Remember, we were kids and we'd make triangles in the snow like on money -- it was fun!!!=)

  • Bling Nye

    Hilarious that you copy and paste comments and picked that one... Subtle, reeaaal subtle. LOL

  • Irina Abramovich

    Obviously, my best friend Hubree is very popular -- he likes KITTENS <3<3<3, KDWB music, ADHD, Adderall, Strattera, ME, GOD, the KKK, Freemasonry, The Harvard Lampoon, athletics, society, literature, arts, math, science, furry parties and our mouse friend!!!=) Hubree is more popular than amphetamines!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I miss you!!!!=) You can come home any day!!!=)
    Irina: I want to get a kitten for Valentine's Day. Let's ask God for one!!!!=)

  • Hubree

    no

  • Irina Abramovich

    Hubree:

    You're NEVER EVER getting me off the comments even if you cry the hardest and this news about Hubree blows your mind -- Hubree is the #1 (MEANING: FIRST!!!=)) kitten ever born. That's why is he so popular here. Anyone jealous of Hubree can go wait in line!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I love you and I love Saint Thomas!=) Catholic school forever!=)=)=)
    Irina: I will let you know when I am hungry again!=) It will be cool!=)

  • I know how not to bowl (although I'm not at her catastrophic levels).
    Every time I've ever played I'v always managed a grand score of zilch!
    https://media.giphy.com/med...

  • Jenness

    This makes me sad! The key to good bowling is drinking a lot of beer, eating those crinkle-cut fries they make to perfection so crispy on the outside but nice on the inside at bowling alleys and having just the right level of buzz. Oh and wearing two pairs of socks inside those ugly bowling shoes.

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