I Don't Feel So Good: Playing First Person Super Mario 64

January 4, 2018


This is a video demonstration of First Person Mario 64, a game hack developed by Kaze Emanuar that gives the player a first person perspective based on which way Mario's head is facing in-game. So when he's standing idle and rotating his head from side to side you feel like you're going to puke, then when he's running and looking relatively straight forward you feel like you're going to puke. Fun! That said, somebody should make smooth, virtual reality versions of all the old classic Nintendo games like Metroid, Castlevania, Rygar, Kid Icarus, and all the Mario and Zelda games. Even if they just made a single Zelda one, I would be happy. At least until I beat it, then I'd be back to writing angry emails until they released another one. I'm a great customer. You know what I said at Starbucks the last time they screwed up my drink order? Nothing -- that's how nice a customer I am. "You backed your car through the front of the store after they closed." You can't prove that, I took my plates off. "Police found you inside trying to make your own iced caramel macchiato." I WAS OWED THAT DRINK. Also stop reading so much news.

Keep going for the video. Also, download link available on Youtube HERE (click 'SHOW MORE' if this is your first time ever using Youtube).

Thanks to Aaron, who can't wait until we all live in virtual reality and live the lives we're truly dreamed of but could never make happen due to low motivation and general listlessness.

  • Draco Basileus

    Mario's Edge

  • Daniel Holstein

    My god, that game was so good.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Daniel Hostein:

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat she once was cast a stunt double for elephant at the circus. =)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I love your new motorcycle and SWEET SUGAR LICKIN' GOOD HAIRCUT!!!=) You're a perfect #1 ANGEL-- GOD!!=) May God hold you in the palm of your hand ALWAYS and for ETERNITY.=)=)=)
    Irina: Thanks for being there when I weighed myself this morning -- 92.5 lbs. in clothes is NICE!!=) We will have a SUPER fun time at the BEACH IN MEXICO IN FEBRUARY!!!=) I already know what I'm getting Grandma for her birthday also -- a cookie candle and a necklace!!!=) Wheeeeeeee!!!! NOW WE ARE CELEBRATING BEING YOUNG!!!=)

  • Munihausen

    Wonderful game.

  • Fartbutt

    That looks so cool. Definitely hit all the feels...

  • Irina Abramovich


    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat she once ordered and ate everything on the menu at a Red Lobster -- she ate like 20 lobsters with butter and gained another 500 lbs. all in one sitting. After the lunch with redrooster, afterooster and his wife went to the amusement park and she ate another 50 hot dogs she floated by on the lazy river at the water park in her new camouflage bikini with a skirt to cover up her extravagant size -- she is like 5 buffalos packed into a kill bag during hunting size -- that's why afterooster won't let her go to meet with male friends without him -- she is BEAUTIFUL FOR HER SIZE and everyone knows it. =) So, the next time you are traveling, afterooster, stop by Saint Paul, MN and we can go dancing with you and your wife -- we love her here at the Geekologie comments!!!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You in your kitten swimshorts is the CUTEST at the beach -- YOU ARE MATHEMATICALLY THE CUTEST KITTEN IN THE UNIVERSE -- I could pinch myself but I want to keep dreaming of you!!!=)
    Irina: Let's plan to go to Pahl's Market soon!!! I wonder what will happen when I weigh 85 lbs. and we have to keep family secrets? Like, let's keep telling MOM that she should cook more tofu and rice -- low calorie and filling and easy to throw up, and also that I've been at a constant weight of 92 lbs. with clothes on!!!=)=)=)

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