First-Time Helicopter Skier Is Off To A Rough Start

January 19, 2018

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Note: Some appropriate language.

This is a short video of first-time heli-skier Ped finding out maybe helicopter skiing isn't his thing after all. According to his walkie-talkie transmission back to the helicopter, "I immediately hit rocks and lost a ski at the bottom." Great start, Ped -- very smooth. You know, maybe the bunny slope is more your speed. Also, if anybody is in the market for a single used pirate ship ski, I'd keep an eye on Craigslist. Of course you'll have to fight a Yeti if you want the other one, so use that as a haggling tactic.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Moray, who agrees Ped is probably getting eaten by a shark the first time he tries water skiing.

  • Derek Smith

    Been lucky enough to have done Heli skiing, worst nightmare is to pay for it and get a guy like this in your group.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Geez, how do you think snow boarding was invented? This guy gives up too easy: "oh my god! Hey Alex it's Peter." "Go ahead."
    "I immediately hit life and it gave me lemons."

  • Jenness

    I agree that he is not the type of person that anyone should depend on in a tense clutch-type of situation. The second it went south he gave up completely.

  • Narcotic

    That was the worst attempt to at least get his ski back ever. Granted those things fly on the snow, but I would have completely body slammed that thing before it slid down.

  • WhiteEagle2

    It could also be that he was scared beyond belief and thought if he dove for the ski, that he would tumble down the mountain and die.

  • The_Wretched

    Then he shouldn't be trying sports above his skill level.

  • WhiteEagle2

    Agreed

  • Mark

    If Lane Meyer can do it, then anyone can!

    "He's skiing on one ski!"

    And don't forget....go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

  • Draco Basileus

    What happened to the skis that had the little brakes on them when the boots would pop out of the bindings? Is that not a thing any more?

  • Mark

    They usually don't work that well in powder, and especially with powder skis, which is what he looked to have.
    He should have been wearing tethers,

  • TheQiwiMan

    "Shortest, most disappointing ride of my life."

    -but enough about my wedding night, what's this video about then?

  • The_Wretched

    Pro-tip. Learn how to ski before shelling out the bucks for the helicopter ride.

  • Meh

    God damn, i once lost my board when it fell over. Those things are freakishly fast without someone on top of them.

  • Jason Christopher

    My buddy laid his board down and walked off to pee in the trees. That thing got going and i swear it reached Mach 2 within seconds. It was also at the top of a terrain park, so it launched off a jump or two as well. It was hilarious for me, not so much for him.

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  • Big Dog on Krampus

    incredible views

  • Jason Christopher

    I've always wanted to heli-ski, but no way I could shell out the cost. Plus, this is exactly what would happen to me.

  • Job Genders

    Magic of Skieeing... next time take off the handbrake lol

  • Irina Abramovich

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    The magic of skeeting.... next time shake it off on the handbrake ROLFCOPTEr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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