This is a short video of a dog breaking up two lions who wanted to do the nasty. Or at least that's what the video says, they didn't look particularly amorous to me and I have a radar for these things (also: all-you-can-eat buffets). Besides, what do you care if two lions do a little sub-Saharan smashing? It's not like you were going to mate with one of them. Right? You weren't going to try mating with one of them, right? *woof!* Dions -- are you being serious?!
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to becca, who agrees nobody likes being interrupted when they're feeling romantic.