Dare To Dream: Man Sets World Record For Fastest And Furthest Run While On Fire Without Oxygen

January 9, 2018

This is a Guinness World Record video of daredevil Anthony Britton setting a new record for both the fastest 100-meter sprint and furthest distance run (670 feet -- 50 feet short of two football fields) while on fire and without an oxygen tank. Impressive, Anthony! I'm actually tempted to take a stab at the record myself except instead of having a team ready to extinguish me I'm going to make the run on an ocean pier. That way I can just leap off the side and extinguish myself when I can't go any further and get eaten by sharks because what the hell am I doing with my life anyways, running around on fire on purpose. That's not going to make mom and dad proud.

Keep going for the record breaking performance.

Thanks to Julie A, who agrees the key to setting world records is doing something nobody else is willing to do.

  • “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

  • Robert A'Beuy

    And that, son, is how the human race finally rid the world of Cancer.

  • TheQiwiMan

    So sad when all the spambots crash the site. :-(

  • Irina Abramovich

    I liked it when afterooster's and his fat wife's party bus crashed the site and everyone ate a bunch of Erbert's and Gerbert's party sandwiches!!!!!=)

  • Kevin Spillane

    Richard Pryor could only hold onto the record for so long. Rest in peace

  • Irina Abramovich

    Afterooster's wife can hold her nose for 2 hours when she is giving afterooster blow jobs so she doesn't breath all over him, UNLESS SHE JUST FINISHED EATING LIKE JALAPENOS!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Every day you're my best friend are the same days that I love you unconditionally like God loves ALL OF HIS CHILDREN!=)
    Irina: When are we going tubing? The weather has been so cold until recently but will be getting colder that I think about going like in February.=) OH IT WILL BE FUN!=)

  • Jenness

    I just don't understand the need to even know if you could do this.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Jenness:

    A lot of the commenters here on Geekologie like fire stories that involve fun and pain and EXTREMENESS and think that your lesbian perspective on life is a depressing and we also think that you are probably right about something -- when you are complaining about how lesbians are not allowed in the military or something.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You are #1 L33T Hacker Kitten from PetSmart -- I love you more than EVAR and 4EVAR!!!!=)
    Irina: The city of Apple Valley, MN is a nice place, huh? We could go to the farmer's market again in the Spring!!!=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Geekologie:

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is after setting the WORLD'S RECORD FOR EATING THE MOST RANCH DRESSING BOTTLES FROM TARGET STORES WITH HOMEMADE FRENCH FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=) She ate 50 bags of french fries and 45 bottles of ranch dressing bottles!!!=) She also won the most beautiful woman in the world competition for 2017 and has colorful ribbons to prove it!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're the most sweetest BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND I LOVE YOUR WHITE SKIN COLOR -- YOU LOOK NICE DRAWN WITH A FOUR LEAF CLOVER AT YOUR NOSE TOO!!=) WE ARE PERFECT BEST FRIENDS!!!=)=)=) I love your secret admirers, Hubree -- we should all party on Saint Paddy's Day!!!=)
    Irina: I'm hungry for french fries now -- let's have my MOM make us some!!!!=) She's sweet and likes to go to the gym -- oh! and she loves cupcakes -- a BIG PLUS in our favor!!=)

  • Hubree

    I am only aroused by geriatric dogs, I'm glad you can accept that! But I do not love you.

  • Irina

    leave me alone creep

  • Irina Abramovich

    Hey Smartie,

    Kittens are attracted to other kittens -- what kind of business did you think I was running? A business for people who like dogs like a chew toy business or something? Hubree is a kitten -- he's MY kitten -- he has loved me since the day I started the business called "Humans that love kittens -- Business Inc LLC Copyright." I know he loves me back so quit being so slanderous about Hubree -- he's VERY CUTE and has a BIG HEART. Anyway, everyone knows that old dogs smell like old people, NOT BETTER.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I love your triangle ears, tiny kitten from Bored of the Rings.=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's throw everything up again today!!!!!!=) You're only as thin as that thin mint you choose not to eat today or conversely, throw up!!!!=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    Hubree:

    I love you, tiny kitten -- I, actually, heard on the news that you love me and Irina, and but do not have an either way preference for GERIATRIC dogs or people or like even dogs at doggie training school, or dogs on the Eiffel Tower or dogs at Valley Fair. I also heard on the news that you love mice, frogs, chicks, chickens, puppies, four leaf clovers, Lucky Charms cereal, kitten food, kitten clothes, PetSmart, Burnsville, the KKK, your kitten mom, IAMS and so so so much more -- pretty much ALL OF GOD'S FAVORITES!!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're a perfect, sweet, sugary, angel--kitten!!!=) I love you more and more every day that you are with me!!!!=)=)=)=)
    Irina: Want some Subway tonight? Okay! Turkey or veggie? Let me know.=)
    afterooster: Let's wear swimsuits to a cocktail party and totally be the stars.=)

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