Are You Okay?: Dumpster Lid Sledding Ends In Pain

January 22, 2018

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This is a very short video of a group of fun loving good ol' boys watching a buddy sled down a hill on the lid of a dumpster. He manages to pulverize his nuts on literally the only obstacle on the hill -- a fire hydrant. Did he do that on purpose? I can't imagine anybody older than eight getting peer-pressured into doing that on purpose. My nuts hurt just watching it, and that's saying a lot because the last I saw of them they were in a jar on a witch's potion brewing stand. But that's a story for another time. "I want to hear it now." I traded them to a witch for a magic frog. "What's the frog do?" Mostly just makes me miss my nuts whenever I see it.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Bradley Delicious, who agrees if there was ever a place to build a jump, that was it.

  • Scotty J

    My favorite part was when he smashed his nuts.

  • tHE_uKER

    And for some reason this merits being posted for the world to see. Right.

  • Evan Lang

    This is precisely what the internet was made for. Own it.

  • Meh

    Fatality!

  • DutchLion

    Thank you, Mother Evolution, for putting "all the eggs into one basket", if you know what I mean, so that the dumbest among us remove themselves from the gene pool.

  • niklas

    This is how our gene pool selectively self-edits.

  • Irina Abramovich

    niklas:

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about afterooster's beautiful wife:

    Once ALL the dumb people are thrown into the holocaust death camps, only the hot sluts, like afterooster's wife, will be left to look at in the WORLD and everyone will be masturbating to afterooster's wife sledding down the hill straight into snowmen, taking off their heads like the mild form maniac that she is.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree, I loved cleaning off Dad's car with you, tiny, PERFECT, #1 L33T kitten!!=)=)=)
    Irina, thanks for staying at 90 -- 91 lbs. with me in our plan do dominate the UNIVERSE with anorexia and bulimia and with DRUGS!!=)

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    This is how our gene pool selectively self-edits.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Thank you, Mother Evolution, for putting "all the eggs into one basket", if you know what I mean, so that the dumbest among us remove themselves from the gene pool.

  • Doog

    I've never heard that take on ''putting all the eggs in one basket'' before but it's pure Gold!

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Doog

    The internet needs more people like you

  • TheQiwiMan

    Stahp stahp I'm blushing!
    http://m.quickmeme.com/img/...

  • James Mcelroy

    At least it's a vertical video.

  • Mark

    Great application of a vertical video. Not only did it frame the slope nicely, it also kept the fire hydrant just off screen for that dramatic last couple of seconds.

  • Tom327Cat

    +1 for having the sense to post it without sound.

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon

    Oh it's got sound. There's a painful clang when he slams himself junk-first into the hydrant.

  • Bosun Higgs

    I imagined it with a "bionic sound effect" from The Six Million Dollar Man. The question is: would the Geekologie Writer want "better, stronger, faster" bionic nuts, or would his Skynet fixation about robots hold him back?

  • Doog

    I mean one of them just racked himself on a fire hydrant. These clearly aren't civilized humans we're talking about.

  • Wooder

    WTF...where are some basic survival skills...check down the hill before you go and if you're going to hit something then roll off before hitting. Sledding Score: Hill: 1 Sperm: 0

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