The World's Worst Arsonist, Caught On Security Cam

December 7, 2017

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This is a video of the world's worst arsonist trying to get a fire started on the roof of a building. His original plan (A) seems to involve throwing a small plastic gas can on the roof (he misses with the first toss), then trying to ignite it by shooting a tiny Roman candle at it. Amazingly, that doesn't work for our human Wile E Coyote. He then goes to plan B) set a rag on fire and toss it up there. That also fails so it's time for plan C) light an empty pack of cigarette ablaze and throw that. Womp womp! Plan D) Another cigarette pack (you have to work with what you've got, and this guy's truck is apparently a mobile empty cigarette pack depository). Plan E) Another tiny Roman candle. At this point I'm pretty sure he notices the security camera but doesn't care because soon any incriminating evidence is going to be destroyed by a fire, right? So, feeling his fire-starting work here is done, he leaves....but returns six minutes later to a very disappointing non-fire. That's it, it's time for plan F) use the ladder in the back of your truck to climb up to the roof and put another gallon gas can up there, light it with a lighter, almost fall off the ladder and die because you're so surprised you actually started a fire, then pack up your ladder and leave. Literally 45 seconds later police are on the scene, and another five minutes and there's a firetruck that doesn't even need to use its hose because the fire went out on its own. So, if anybody was wondering who didn't start the wildfires in California, it was this guy. I doubt he can even light a stove burner.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Nate, who agrees he should have just set his truck on fire and drove into the side of the building.

  • Robert A'Beuy

    Looks like Deputy Derp wanted to get caught. Right in the beginning, he looks at the camera, points to it and then flips it off.

  • Jenness

    Be curious if he owns the building and this was an insurance scam.

  • GeneralDisorder

    If you can't figure out how to build a time delay fuse you might be stupid.

  • the Dude

    Screw the video, I'll just stick with GW's play-by-play. that was funny enough.

  • Matt

    is this dude tweeking?

  • LOL what an idiot.

  • Talon184

    With shoddy arsonist skills like this, I wouldn't surprise if he gets...fired.

  • GeneralDisorder

    BOO!!! Boo this man!!!

    Well done. Perfect groaner.

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  • Titty McNipplefondler

    If it were me I would have just tossed a half dozen road flares up there.

  • WhiteEagle2

    B+ for creativity. F for execution.

  • Draco Basileus

    He points to the camera and gives it the bird in the first 7 secs.

    +1 for moxie.

  • Geekologie

    good eye, i hadn't noticed that

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