Now You're Talking My Language: Extreme Downhill Barbie Jeep Racing

December 4, 2017

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This is a crash compilation of Extreme Barbie Jeep Downhill Racing, which is apparently a real thing people participate in on weekends because some people have the power to forget that the world is about to end for long enough to still have a good time. Obviously, I've never been invited because I'm a "Negative Nancy" and too busy gathering doomsday supplies to deserve to have fun. Basically racers try to make it to the bottom of a downhill track as quickly as possible in a kiddie car. And they wreck a lot. This is a video of those wrecks. Also, why is the finish line official in the video wearing an inflatable penis costume? Is that in the rules? Did I write the rules? I don't remember writing the rules but that certainly sounds like me.

Keep going for a video of the next great Olympic sport.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees we should all hit up Toys 'Я' Us for kiddie cars and try to let loose and have a little fun this weekend.

  • Adibobea9

    I'm not a smart man, Jenny, but I know what fun is…

  • GeneralDisorder

    It appears that the best strategy is to wreck first and wreck in front of your opponent forcing them to have to steer around you. Then when they're still rolling, get back on and finish the run.

  • Andyman7714

    Wait, what? Was that a huge penis at the beginning? Followed by a bunch more going downhill in toy cars?

  • Doog

    This is way better than NASCAR

  • Took the words right out of my mouth! ..er.. the comment right out of my fingertips, I guess.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    my favorites:
    @ 2:28 - full on front-flip face-plant
    @3:32 - the guy's steering wheel immediately comes off before he gets thrashed

  • Draco Basileus

    Rednecks, alcohol, old toys, and a hill...a magical combination!

  • Doog

    The real winners here are the fans

  • Bling Nye

    ...hold my beer...

  • Jenness

    This is freakin' hilarious. When they just give up and Ricky Bobby it to the finish line had me howling with laughter. Oh an the dude in a jockstrap (naked?) couldn't tell at around 7:52 hhhahaa

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