Cat Kneads Pillow While Watching Gordon Ramsay Knead Donut Dough

December 29, 2017

This is a video of Pooky the munchkin cat kneading a pillow while taking instructions from Gordon Ramsey about how to properly knead donut dough. It's very similar to this kneading cat watching a cooking show that I posted earlier this year, and I even referenced Gordon Ramsay in the article. How about that! I guess it's just another case of life imitating art. "What you do is not art." Oh really? Then how do you explain THIS? "It's a crayon drawing of a penis." Those are pastels, and I think I rest my case.

Keep going for the whole Instagram video.

A post shared by Pooky the Munchkin (@littlemunchiepooky) on

Thanks to Amber, who agrees there's nothing quite as relaxing as a cat kneading your stomach while you're wrapped in a cozy blanket in front of a fire on a cold winter's day.

  • DutchLion

    Holy shit! Kittens have razor feet. I can't imagine that felt good to be on the receiving end.

  • Irina Abramovich

    DutchLion:

    Hubree is very lovable and he really only wants to bite and claw at my face when he is hungry like I’m a big teet to him — very true and useful calming technique I learned at the vet is to put a little kitten toothpaste or baby safe toothpaste on his teeth for mouth safety and flavor and he will lick even my 2 day old pizza crust from inside my underwear drawer at the dorms!!!!=) I love YOU, Hubree!=)=)=)

  • Elijah

    Afterooster,Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster’s wife is:I heard afterooster's wife has sex with a pizza dough/calzone condom and olive oil for dipping for lubricant!!! She weighs 900 lbs and is the fattest and most beautiful woman her age but also in existence!!!=)Happy Holidays, afterooster!!=)<3 ThomasHubree: You are the cutest #1 kitten in ge world and I love you every day and on New Year’s and on TGIF!!=)=)=) AYAK? I love you as a best gay, kitten, twin friend!!!=)Irina: Thanks for holding my hair when I was throwing up potatoes today!!! You hands are soft and feminine and are nice during a self-image crisis!!=) I love you as a best, gay friend!!!=)

  • steve holt

    yours is better

  • Irina Abramovich

    Steve holt:

    Elija’s trolling, copy and pasta, is an honor. Afterooster’s wife is a giant woman with fat inside her lips and on her forehead— she dances like in Dances with the Wolves and eats sugar on the side with her tea!!

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You are a sweet apple pie eater a perfect breakfast!=)=)=)
    Irina: I’m hungry for the cereal — Lucky Charms!=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    Atheist girl:

    We like you better here at he comments when you’re an asexual, beast woman who plays with her own boobs. It’s obviously a photoshopped job— the kitten is playing with balloons or something and the lady is BEING BEATEN FOR BEING TOO SLUTTY!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You are number #1 L33T kitten— you’re like a perfect mason with even extra knowledge of the cosmic purpose but you also like to lick your butt!!=)=)=)
    Irina: We made it to the OTHER side— 90.5 lbs with clothes on is pretty cool.=)

  • steve holt

    Oy Vey!

  • steve holt

    is that an old fashioned radiator in the far background against the window?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Holy shit! Kittens have razor feet. I can't imagine that felt good to be on the receiving end.

  • TheQiwiMan

    That is boobtiful.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Afterooster,

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster’s wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife has sex with a pizza dough/calzone condom and olive oil for dipping for lubricant!!! She weighs 900 lbs and is the fattest and most beautiful woman her age but also in existence!!!=)

    Happy Holidays, afterooster!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You are the cutest #1 kitten in ge world and I love you every day and on New Year’s and on TGIF!!=)=)=) AYAK? I love you as a best gay, kitten, twin friend!!!=)
    Irina: Thanks for holding my hair when I was throwing up potatoes today!!! You hands are soft and feminine and are nice during a self-image crisis!!=) I love you as a best, gay friend!!!=)

  • steve holt

    No, please, just no. Maybe you can make a new year's resolution to stop trolling us here.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Dear Steve holt:

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster’s wife is:

    I heard afterooster’s wife is so fat she tried to stop eating like at all and ended up purging on Domino’s and ate 15 pizzas with pepperoni and pine apple and hot sauce and then gained 30 lbs. but only in his stomach— afterooster’s wife and afterooster have intercourse with her stomach hair at dawn and then she turns into an obese werewolf at midnight like at the zoo. Let’s plan a dinner cook off sometime, if you’re interested!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You a tiny, perfect, Lusitania angel sent to Earth directly from God!!!=) Haha!=)
    Irina: It was fun throwing up an egg with you today!=) Pretty soon, we’ll be at the hospital picking out high protein meals to eat to weigh 85 lbs.!!=) Thanks for smelling my Vick’s vapo rub mustache — it helped my self esteem that you’d like it sexually and also that you would smear cum on it to make my cold go away all the way to like the Caribbean with me on vacation!!!=) Let’s plan a weekender in Massachusettes this year— like this summer!!!=)
    Afterooster: Thanks for being a sweet trolling friend!=)

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