This is a video of a California man standing outside his home to record a plane flying by to drop a bunch of red fire retardant on his property, covering his truck, denting his garage door and knocking pieces of his roof off in the process. Which, I think we can all agree, is a small price to pay to not have your house catch fire. Me? I payed the ultimate price to not have my house catch on fire. "You sold your soul to the devil?" Penis to a wizard.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to hairless, who keeps his body shaved so can't catch fire as easily.