A Shot Of The Crew Aboard The International Space Station Watching The New Star Wars

December 29, 2017

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Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to make an I Spy game out of it or something.

This is a shot from the International Space Station of the crew watching Star Wars: The Last Jedi while bungee corded to their theater seats, drink bags in hand. Man, that must have been one hell of a way to watch the movie. I mean, sure, you don't get the giant screen and wicked surround sound and all, BUT YOU'RE IN SPACE. That has to add an extra level of realism to the movie. Plus when someone asks what you thought of the film you can tell them you saw it in space. Then when they say that doesn't answer the question you can tell them they're not an astronaut, they wouldn't understand. Haha, man, astronauts are kinda dicks.

Thanks to Patrice, who plans on being one of the first humans to watch a movie on the moon. Save me a seat!

  • Andyman7714

    Yep, this is how it begins. Nobody on alien intrusion alert.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Spoiler: the new movie sucks.

    Big time.

    Worse than Jar Jar.

  • Jenness

    Yes. Yes it does.

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  • GeneralDisorder

    "Jar jar is key to the whole thing" --George Lucas

    Key to what, I don't think it's ever been confirmed.

  • TheQiwiMan

    It's been confirmed, JarJar was supposed to be a secret Sith Lord until Lucas pussied out!
    I so wish I could visit the parallel universe where he made the sequels according to his original plan, that woulda been so much better than the crap we got!

  • Jordan Nass

    I don't know that that's been "confirmed," but it's certainly nicer to think of it that way as opposed to the trash they did make. Still, loads better than Episode 8.

  • GeneralDisorder

    It already makes a lot of sense even though they backed out of that. There's rumors of some supreme sith lord who could bring things back to life.

    JarJar is shown kicking all kinds of ass and looks like a buffoon doing it but if his cover is "act dumb so nobody thinks you're the most bad ass sith of all time" you'd be sure not to break character.

  • Adibobea9

    I wonder if any will attempt the Leia trick of survival…

  • GeneralDisorder

    H.e.L.P.e.R did it first.

  • Beanhimself

    Kodi?

  • Meh

    Look at that, they didn't even have to use strings. Apart from that why spend the time and resources to watch any movie if they were really up there.

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