Ten Minutes Of The Latest And Greatest Robots From Annual Industrial Tech Convention

November 2, 2017

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This is a ten minute highlight reel of the latest and greatest robots on display at the annual Hannover Messe industrial technology trade fair in Germany. They've got robots doing everything: pouring beers, holding balls, demonstrating their precision iPad skills, swinging lightsabers at each other -- you name it. "Sex-bots." I didn't see any sex-bots in the video (although the ball-holding one showed promise), but that doesn't mean they weren't there, possibly walking among all the visitors like real people. "Did you just try to put a quarter in my ear?" What? Noooooo. "You sure?" I'm sorry, I was just testing to make sure you weren't a sex-bot. "Weren't or were?" I'm so lonely and your skin is very realistic.

Keep going for the video, but feel free to skip around.

Thanks to hairless, who's convinced this is where the robot apocalypse will begin.

  • Nathan Dunning

    Imagine an evil world where people paid to have sex with robots........

  • captaindash

    Who are you, and why did a video full of robots not freak you out?

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Your move, Miss Giertz!

  • Talon184

    "Keep going for the video, but feel free to skip around."

    Oh, I did.....I so totally did

  • steve holt

    it really picked up there at 7:53-7:57

  • steve holt

    To the 1:45 T-Rex Creators:

    Me: cool T-Rex! Do you guys do children's parties?
    Them: Sir, we're trying to secure a government defense contract.
    Me: Not with that lame ass T-Rex, you're not!

    annnnnnddddd scene

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    I'm not interested in the conveyor belts and arms and assemblers that Skynet will use to do work. I'm interested in Skynet!

  • Cheese

    I guarantee that at least one of these robots has/is been used as a handjob robot.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i just put on a Nintendo power glove and pretend

  • Jenness

    I needed voice over to appreciate that. Because I'm pretty sure what I'm thinking they are doing is not what they are doing.

  • Bling Nye

    SEXBOTS, ASSEMBLE!

  • steve holt

    I am constantly impressed by your knowledge of bizarre images and links.

  • steve holt

    That was wholly unnerving.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Typical human. First question you organisms keep asking is "can I fuck it? Can it fuck me?" Jeez! Get your mind out of the gutter! And to answer both of those questions it's always yes.

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