Star Wars: The Last Jedi Gets Another Trailer

November 2, 2017

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"That's right, and that big furry dude used to sit there."

This is the 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' trailer that premiered during Game 7 of the World Series last night. Combined with my extensive analysis of the first trailer, I'm pretty sure I've got the whole movie figured out now. Also, if there hadn't been a Game 7 of the World Series, when would they have released the trailer instead? You see what I'm getting at? "You're saying the series was rigged to go seven games." Sports are a business, just like selling your family's prescriptions or panhandling.

Keep going for the trailer.

  • steve holt

    "that big furry dude used to sit there" LMAO

  • James Mcelroy

    wait, when did they make episode 7? And where's Hans?

  • JimmyJam

    December 18th, 2015. And Hans is dead. He fell from Nakatomi Plaza on July 12th, 1988.

  • James Mcelroy

    RIP Hans Gruber. :'(

  • TheQiwiMan

    My studio already bought us all tickets to see it opening day in Imax.

    Don't be jelly! :-P

  • Munihausen

    It's not true! That's impossible!

  • GeneralDisorder

    I still haven't watched Ep 1, 2, 3, Force Awakens... Granted I realize I don't actually give a damn.

  • Munihausen

    Oh, jeez - EP 2 and 3 were good; 1 not that bad, actually, and Force Awakens almost not-required at all. Just watch Episode 4 while squinting your eyes, you won't be able to tell the difference at all.

  • Geekologie

    u get a +1?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Absolutely I did.

    *extends hand*

  • dougfunnay

    *extends half eaten donut*
    as a thank you for the extra ticket
    and theres (like four) more where that came from

  • Jenness

    Ok just tell us all how it is so we won't have to see it.

    lol

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