Star Wars Everything: Waffle Maker That Makes Millennium Falcon Shaped Waffles

November 22, 2017

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Have a child that refuses to eat breakfast if it isn't Star Wars shaped? Get a new kid. Or buy this $40 Millennium Falcon waffle maker. It makes waffles in the shape of the Millennium Falcon. Sure they'll probably only look good if you use just the right amount of batter (read: they'll look nothing like the ones in these photos), but isn't that what breakfast is all about? "What?" Precision. "I thought it was about not starving until lunch." That too. Plus giving families a chance to argue before heading to work and school.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to carey, who agrees the whole point of waffles are all the little square pockets for holding melted butter and syrup.

  • shashi

    Have a bad feeling about this

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Which begs the question is a Millennium Falcon shaped waffle a pancake?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm gonna say waffle because pancakes are round and shaped by gravity. This is shaped by... not gravity.

  • Bling Nye

    It's shitty shop'd onto the plate, it should be double the thickness it shows... In fact all the images with the "waffle" are shitty shop'd.

  • Meh

    Its aliiiive!

  • FearlessFarris

    Am I the only one getting totally burned out on Star Wars?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I refuse to watch any of the newer ones. But that's because I just hate movies in general. I lack the attention span to absorb new content and the Star Wars series isn't new but in my mind the original trilogy is the start and end of it.

  • Batmanfanboy

    They made 2 movies in the last 12 years and you are sick of it already? So edgy....

  • GeneralDisorder

    You're quite the intellectual. The last movie of the first trilogy was made the year before I was born. That's it. There were no more. The others are lies.

  • Thanks for making me feel old.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I could try to make you feel young but I don't think there's any way to make that statement not sound creepy.

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