Saleswomen Quickly Demonstrate A Thousand Different Ways To Wear A Magical Scarf

November 17, 2017

These are two videos from China of saleswomen quickly demonstrating the incredible versatility of a magical scarf garment (possibly inspired by the Thneed from Dr. Seuss's The Lorax). It can be worn as a scarf, shawl, vest, hat, hood, skirt, and a bunch of things I don't even know what to call -- the possibilities are endless. Unfortunately, apparently it can't be the only thing you wear to a job interview (I went with a beanie and cape combo), or at least that's what security said when they refused to let me into the building. Whatever, I don't want to work for a company that doesn't want me to be myself anyways.

Keep going for the videos.

Thanks to Kristen M, who informed me you can only wash these things on cold and hang-dry them or the magic washes out.

  • Ninja_Cricket

    Goodbye Truffula trees.

  • KingCraigers

    Someone finally made a Thneed irl?

  • captaindash

    And yet she still takes 2 -1/2 hours to get ready to go out Saturday night.

  • asdfadfs
  • TheQiwiMan

    Works if you are slim and sexy.

    For big ol' fatty American women: it's a scarf.

  • Mark

    It can be worn as a thong also. I did not see that demonstrated.

    also...this video would be a lot better if she was doing slinky tricks while adjusting the scarf. just sayin'

  • asdfadfs
  • WhiteEagle2

    I don't understand a damn thing that girl in the second video is saying.

  • Doog

    Right? She might as well be speaking a different language as far as I'm concerned

  • Hazakabammer

    Damn foreigners, get out of my country.

  • Doog

    Does anyone who buys one of these actually remember how to wear it in anyway but a scarf?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I often take it upon myself to speak for everyone on topics I know nothing about and I can say with complete certainty that no one ever remembers anything.

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