Navy Admits To Wiener Drawing In The Sky Above Washington

November 17, 2017

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The Navy has confirmed that one of its aircrews stationed at Whidbey Island was responsible for skydrawing a crude penis above Okanogan County in Washington state. A lot of people in the area took pictures of the wiener (that must have been an awesome ride home on the school bus), and the Navy is investigating further, saying "The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value [Editor's Note: that's debatable] and we are holding the crew accountable." Wow, so apparently this is frowned upon. Just not in my book. In my book that is ear-to-ear smiled upon and an omen of good fortune and a bountiful harvest.

Keep going for a couple shots of the chemtrail member.

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Thanks to Alex, who's convinced the Navy is just covering up for what is clearly a sign of alien activity.

  • Rick Pannkoke

    It would be nice if the 7th fleet could drive ships so well.

  • Andyman7714

    There's a new god in the sky. I'm starting a new religion.

  • steve holt

    again, I am amazed. Flummoxed? No, just amazed. another image to haunt my dreams.

  • sizzlepants

    Army has moved to using video games as recruiting tools.

    But the Navy frowns on sky dicks... do they NOT want next generation recruits?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think drawing dicks and dick-like objects is a tradition in the military since WW2 at least.

  • comatus

    I say, is there any chance that's really an inverse Kilroy?

  • GeneralDisorder

    There's a chance. Although, I don't think the masses would be convinced.

  • Draco Basileus

    To infinity and beyond.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    It boggles my mind that there are people out there who are demanding that the pilot lose his wings.

    That's the solution nowadays whenever someone is offended by another person. They demand that the other person lose their job.

  • captaindash

    I guarantee the General was scolding them while his back was facing the cameras and he was winking to the pilots. "Men, this is absolutely unnaceptable *wink/thumbs up* and you will be disciplined".

  • comatus

    Admiral. Unless, of course, these were Marine aviators.
    And you may well surmise what that must have been like.

  • captaindash

    Well that's Admiralble, I guess.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Maybe the pilot can like... lose a few spicy chicken wings or something. I'd be on board with that.

  • If I'd lost my job every time I offended someone - either intentionally or accidentally - I would have had so many jobs... wait, I have had lots of jobs.
    I wasn't fired from them all though.
    Honest.

  • TheQiwiMan

    If humans can't draw enormous penises anywhere we want, why the hell even bother being human at all?

  • TyDurd

    Hey, points for symmetry.

  • steve holt

    Hilarious.

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