Just A Guy Letting His Pet Scorpion Crawl Out Of His Mouth

November 1, 2017

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This is a video of a Miami, Florida man letting his pet emperor scorpion Mordekai crawl out of his mouth. What a party trick! Of course it doesn't look like it happened at a party, it looks like it happened in a sideyard. Hopefully he at least bought a keg. So...yeah. Fingers crossed he shot the clip hoping Tinder starts allowing video profiles.

Keep going for the video, as well as a BONUS one I found of a crazy person setting the Guinness World Record for most scorpions in his mouth at once, with a total of 21 (the key is using tiny scorpions).

Thanks to hairless, who agrees putting pets in your mouth is generally a no-no.

  • Cheese

    "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE!! I WASN'T CUDDLED ENOUGH AS A CHILD & WAS TOO SCARED TO GET TATTOOS ON MY FACE & GIANT EAR TUNNELS!!! ....NOTICE MEEEEEE!!!"

  • Jeedai Infidel

    "Hey world, wanna see me get creative with contracting salmonella?".

  • TheQiwiMan

    Fuck dat guy.

  • Cheese

    I bet he'd fuck his scorpion if it gave him the attention he so desperately craves.

  • Jenness

    But why though?

  • Douchy McDouche

    I don't have no time to sit in no fuckin' chair, bitch ass culeros.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Which part? I can't think of any good reason to have a pet scorpion.

  • Jenness

    Exactly!

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