Joerg Sprave Builds Sword Launching Slingshot In Attempt To Pierce Chain-Mail

November 20, 2017

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This is a video of slingshot lover Joerg Sprave using his giant sword-launching slingshot in an attempt to pierce chain-mail. SPOILER: It does. So, if you ever see someone with a sword launching slingshot and think you're safe in your shiny new chain-mail, you're wrong and now might be a good time to reconsider trying to save that princess. Besides, even if you do manage to best Sir Slingshot there's still the dragon to contend with. Just settle down and start a family with a bar wench like a normal person.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Loris, who invited me to the Renaissance Faire, which I graciously accepted because turkey legs and corn on the cob.

  • Andrei Sabin Dumitru

    Look... It's either Jörg or Joerg. He is German not Spanish.

  • Wizzard

    Well, my first name is English and I'm not English. First names can be anything.

  • Kaizer Chief

    Next, he can use it to pierce the f*cking Daily Mail.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Nah... You can pierce a man but you can't pierce an idea.

  • Doog

    That all depends on which country you live in.

    In Soviet Russia, ideas pierce you!

  • Mark

    Would have been more impressive with a watermelon behind the cloth and chain-mail.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Literally watching this video in another window already.

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GW! (and into my bed)

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    the more directly threatening version of "get outta my dreams, get into my car"

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