Dog Doesn't Understand Why He Can't Eat Giant Picture Of Sandwich

November 7, 2017

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This is a video of a man walking his very sweet looking dog Bailey in Stonehaven, Scotland, and Bailey not understanding why he can't eat the giant bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich he's spotted. That must have been frustrating. I hate it when I can't figure out how to eat something. "That's soup, put the fork down and try a spoon." You think you're so smart. Of course there's also the possibility that Bailey isn't trying to eat the sandwich at all, he's just smelling all the other dogs that have pissed on the sign. I'm just speaking experience, but I don't think my dog would even recognize a picture of a sandwich, and human sandwiches are one of her favorite things in the world. "Like, sandwiches made out of humans?" Exactly, she's a hellhound. Great to cuddle up next to on a cold winter's night though.

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Thanks to dublooner, who agrees hopefully Bailey's owner bought a BLT and at least let him have a bite.

  • Mitch Salisbury

    The dog is smelling the sign. Stupid me, I watched the whole video.

  • As someone living in Sacramento, where we have over 1,000 homeless people per city block, I think it's presumptuous to assume the dog is just smelling where another *dog* has peed.

  • I don't think Stonehaven is as big.

  • MustacheHam

    I have to admit, that sandwich does look pretty good.

  • Hazakabammer

    That bread looks like a leper's skin. Or cardboard from a sewer.

  • Mark

    Can I have my one minute back please?

  • Hazakabammer

    No Refunds. Company Policy. It's all right there dude, in the fine print. Right under "We get to fuck your wife before you on the wedding night, and we get to do it as a group otherwise it's not fun. Also you have to watch, but only if you're tied up and being sucked off by a gimpy Dwarf. No Refunds."

  • Where were you on my wedding night?
    https://31.media.tumblr.com...

  • Hazakabammer

    We only enact that policy for pretty girls.

  • Jon

    Nope, another dog has pissed on the sign.

  • Geekologie

    that was my guess in the article as well

  • Jon

    So it is, I somehow missed that. I promise I usually read the articles!

  • Mark

    agreed,
    Had he started licking the sign then I would think differently.

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